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_Drop the emoji that matches your energy and let’s spread some GOOD VIBES only!_ ☀️🫶🏾 🕺 = Feeling myself, can’t lie! 💃🏾 = Dancing through the day, no stress! 😂 = Laughter is my therapy today! 🤑 = Money mindset activated! 🧘🏾♀️ = Peace, calm and good energy only 😎 = Unbothered & glowing different 🎯 = Focused, unstoppable, locked in! 🍀 = Feeling lucky & grateful today! 🔥 = Everything’s falling into place! 🌈 = Joyful, colorful, full of life!

Those small insults you say after a call📞, one day the person will hear you ...

*Wine🍷 Taster* *A beer company was hiring a taster🤔, someone to taste the beers before selling out.So they placed adverts and one afternoon, a dirty, rough looking man walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.* *The manager tried to figure out how he could drive this man away😒 but couldn't come up with an idea🤔,so he decided to give the man a trial.* *He ordered his secretary👩🏻 to give the man a glass of wine. He took a sip and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."* *"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed😮😲,* *"Well give him another one lets see." So he was given. He took a sip again and said, "It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old,* *southwestern slope, oak barrels."* *"Incredible😤😊!" said the manager.Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine 👀in a cup let's see if he will get that."* *So the man was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said, "Female urine,26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this job, sir, I will tell your wife who is responsiblefor the pregnancy!"🙂*

*_I Once Bought My Mother a Size 40 Dress 👗Knowing Very Well That She Wear Size 36 , She Tried it on And Told that Its Big, I Told Her To Keep It bcoz she will Grow with It, I Wanted Her To Feel the Pain that I Felt When I Was Young_* 😩😑 😅😅😂

when you meet a lady who truly loves you , you will discover that ladies always have airtime and transport money.

*The Priest's Cock* > * *The priest keeps chickens on the church premises and one cock goes missing one day.* *Then on one sunday at service, the priest asked the congregation, "who has a cock with them?"* *All the men stood up.* *Then he asked again, "who has seen a cock?"* *All the ladies stood up.*👀 *Feeling exasperated, the priest asked again, "I mean who has seen my cock!?" All the young girls stood up.*

*😂VILLAGE PEOPLE😂* *A woman gave her house girl the following list of items to buy in the market...* _Rice 200_ _Meat 500_ _Beans 300_ _Total 1000_ *After 4 hours, the girl was yet to return. The woman got angry and worried at the same time, the woman went searching for her.* *Luckily, she saw her housemaid sitting at the corner of a shop in the market, then she asked her maid in anger,* *WOMAN: What are you doing here? Why haven't you returned home?* *HOUSEMAID: Ma, I've bought everything you asked me to buy except one item. I have gone through all the stalls in the market but they said it's not available. I even went to three different markets before coming back to sit down* *here to rest.* *WOMAN: And what is the item remaining?🙄* *HOUSEMAID: Ma, it's Total, I have asked all the shops and nobody is selling Total.* *Have a lovely day fams* _Don't forget to share to put a smile on someone's face 😹❤_