Madlisa Memes And Jokes

Motivational speaker be like: I started a restaurant with 1 rice I used to write my homework using the light of my father's cigarette 🙌🏾😂😂

👨:Babe uphasile?? 👧:Lutho babe wena 👨:Lutho namii..u boyy yena 👶:Lutho namii😏 §@v@g€

*livuka njani guys, kuyavuma yini ukuthi umuntu othengisa ama pads ehambe ememeza esithi "ez'vuzayo"*

*HOW TO TURN HIM ON*🍆🍑🤤 Sorry, You’re single💀😂

*sisazoyi khuluma le eyabosisi abathi balande amaphilisi abo gogo babo kodwa eskalini mabeweya kugada bona* S@v@g€

Putting ur partner kuStatus doesn't scare us, we used to enter were it's written "staff only"😌 §@v@g€

*You attract what you fear* *"OMG I'm so scared of $3 billion*"

📖word of the day God hasn't forgotten about you

*uyaphuma kini uye groovini ,umawakho akutshele ukuthi ungayi lapho. Aii wenake uhambe ngenkanii* *Aii ubuye eksenii uthi uyabona khona imoto kaMalume wakho ongajwayele ukubuya usabheke lokho ubone u Aunt wakho ongzwani nhlobo nomawakho ekhala kabhlung* *Uthi yabona inja iihleli ekhoneni iyadabukisa,ingane zikamakhelwane* *Bonke abantu baphatheke kabhlung ,ubone ugogo wakho ekhala ethuliswa umakhelwane ,azame ukutshela ugogo ukuthi kwenzakalani avele afikelwe isbibithwane akhale kakhulu*. *Nawe zibe zehla inyembezi😢. Usakhala kanjalo athi umakhelwane hamba uyobona endlini*. *_Uthi uyafika umawakho uyakhala_*. *Athi kungene I Phara latshotsha u 5litre we cooking oil*.

*ngicela ungazumi inyayo ngcacela*