
AYOLO STORY TELLER & UPDATES 🤣
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Fictional personal story 🤣 and motivational quotes etc
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Your boyfriend dūmped u 2 weeks before his wedding, Baby don't feel sad😢 at least u made it to semi finals. Bravo🤣👏😂

God morning guys 📿 I pray 🤲 God will answer all our prayers 📿❤️ this week and we will receive big transactions before the end of this week 📿🛐💰

*So Tomorrow 14 February is Friday 😲 week don finish*

I visited my Wīcked teacher and he asked me to polish his shoes. I went to the living room and found his two daughters sitting and relaxing. I told them their dad wanted me to have s£× with them. They insisted he won't say that, so I shouted; "Sir, both of them?".... He said "yes." That is when I had my revēnge🤷 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I forgot to zip up my trousers 😋😛 so a lady told me politely, "sir your garage is open" I gave her a naughty smile 😉😉 as I zip up and ask "did you see my RANGE ROVER Parked inside" the lady smiled back and said "no just one small TOYOTA with two flat tyres🙆♂️🙆♂️🙆♂️.. I'm still crying 😢😢

People call it Valentines day ,I call it Friday🥱 I came in peace ✌️

Na true say Una dey fight over man? 😂💔 Nothing wey February 14th no go cause oo😂😂💔💔.. and the guy na fresher 😂💔 everybody sha wan collect teddy bear 😂💔... #CM_TEAM😂😌.

That nigga dey broke but em dey think of you as him var baby but na lapo money him go take settle the matter🤣 E get d way the matter be 🤣

I now understand why you always skip my posts. It's not easy to laugh you are broke 😂😂😂..

One Ghana lady asked me ' savior why do you Nigerians líke saying "S0rry" before asking a question. _Like 's0rry' please what's the time? "S0rry" is this the line? I answered her, well.........to me my dearie, everybody in this country is âñgry. _So You have to apôlogíze for their ângēr in advance before making inquires.😂😂😂😂