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I have this bad habit of not remembering birthdays.
Dweebs be thinking Iโm aura farming while I am busy trying to understand how 24hours donโt seem to make up some days.๐ซฒ๐ผ๐ซฑ๐ผ
โYou donโt keep streaks, youโre killing the snap vibes, Iโm gonna stop sending you streaksโ. Okay. Like I give af.
Daily reminder that if you have no reasonable opinion to add on a discussion that can get you canceled in the nearest future, kindly SYBAU.
When you know that person is sending themselves those anonymous messages but you just canโt prove itโฆyet.
Oh sh!t. The consequences of my own actions.๐
That boy is obviously cheating but yet again my home girl isnโt seeing it.๐ Sheโs Aiit fr, sheโs just slow.
Some of Yโall be trying so hard to sound cool using cuss words when your motherโs tongue is seriously dealing with you.๐
Jsyk ladies, we know you can open the jar yourselves and youโre just asking us for help to make us feel needed. We appreciate you๐
Humans are funny creatures. You say you donโt like something that someone else likes and suddenly itโs their life mission to get you to understand why they like it and why YOU should like it too. Like dawg, are we not allowed to have different preferences anymore?