Astronauts

Astronauts

5/23/2025, 8:30:22 PM

I have this bad habit of not remembering birthdays.

Astronauts

5/23/2025, 9:03:30 AM

Dweebs be thinking I’m aura farming while I am busy trying to understand how 24hours don’t seem to make up some days.🫲🏼🫱🏼

Astronauts

5/25/2025, 9:39:21 PM

“You don’t keep streaks, you’re killing the snap vibes, I’m gonna stop sending you streaks”. Okay. Like I give af.

Astronauts

5/24/2025, 11:25:04 AM

Daily reminder that if you have no reasonable opinion to add on a discussion that can get you canceled in the nearest future, kindly SYBAU.

Astronauts

5/22/2025, 11:24:06 PM

When you know that person is sending themselves those anonymous messages but you just can’t prove it…yet.

Astronauts

5/24/2025, 5:00:12 PM

Oh sh!t. The consequences of my own actions.😔

Astronauts

5/27/2025, 9:30:25 PM

That boy is obviously cheating but yet again my home girl isn’t seeing it.😂 She’s Aiit fr, she’s just slow.

Astronauts

5/26/2025, 8:39:58 AM

Some of Y’all be trying so hard to sound cool using cuss words when your mother’s tongue is seriously dealing with you.😂

Astronauts

5/23/2025, 8:12:22 AM

Jsyk ladies, we know you can open the jar yourselves and you’re just asking us for help to make us feel needed. We appreciate you🙂

Astronauts

5/22/2025, 11:10:30 AM

Humans are funny creatures. You say you don’t like something that someone else likes and suddenly it’s their life mission to get you to understand why they like it and why YOU should like it too. Like dawg, are we not allowed to have different preferences anymore?