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2/23/2025, 6:50:18 PM

Some people use saliva to count money, others use it to make a way where there's no way 😭😂😔 We live in the harsh world

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2/23/2025, 4:55:23 PM

Go school, You say School na Scam, now to Fill a Form in Bank✍️ Where they write SeX, u go Write 3 Rounds Jessica why😅😅

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2/23/2025, 10:28:08 PM

Texting Ghana girls hard pass E-maths everyday ebi you for carry topic come all they know is answering questions.

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2/23/2025, 7:56:26 PM

Even if arsenal signed Microsoft they would still not excel 😂😂😂

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2/23/2025, 2:59:52 PM

*mom said we all speak english today or we ain't eating. grandma has been saying "ooops! ooops!" all day😂😂😂😂*

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2/23/2025, 10:05:56 PM

TIDE'S OF LÛST EPISODE 97 While Pascaline and I engaged in a kiss, I noticed I wasn't getting any signal from my rod. On a normal day my rod was supposed to stand erect ready for action. But unfortunately it was flat and refused to respond. Each time Pascaline tries to break away from the kiss, I will prevent her from doing so just to buy time, because I felt somehow embarrassed that my rod has refused to get the signal that I want to make use of it. After Kissing Pascaline for almost fifteen minutes, she forcefully broke away from the kiss panting heavily, likewise myself. Pascaline stared at me for a while, then she tried slipping one of her hands inside my brief, but I quickly caught her hand, preventing her from slipping it in. “Whats wrong this time?”.........She asked, with an unpleasant expression on her face. “I think there's a problem”........I mumbled. “And what's that?”........She asked. “My little man has refused to respond since we started kissing, this has never happened before”..........I said worriedly pointing towards my groin area. “What!! Let me see”.........She yelled. Pascaline brought out my Rod, and it still remained flat. I could see the look of disappointment on her face even though she tried to hide it with a smile. “You see, it's just so weak, it supposed to respond with your touch, I don't understand what is going on”.........I lamented, feeling disappointed. “Don't worry let me see if I can do something, shut your eyes Pascal”........She ordered, and I did, but didn't shut it fully. “Eyes closed?”........She asked. “Yes”.......I replied. “I want you to imagine the most happiest moment of your life, while I stroke the little man.......hopefully it will respond when your imagination is exciting”.........She said solemnly. I tried imagining the last weekend I had with Sandra, the good times we shared And the our intimate moment. A smile crept on my face, and suddenly Pascaline yelled. “Imagine more Pascal, it's coming up already”.........She yelled. I continued with my imagination and it was all about Sandra. After some minutes later my rod became fully erect. There was no time to have any foreplay with Pascaline, I just wanted to go straight to the point and be done with everything. Pascaline took off her lingerie, then I came astride her with the aim of starting the show. I held my rod, trying to guide it into her kitty, but it became flat immediately. Pascaline hissed loudly, rolling her eyes at me as if it was my fault. She pushed me away from her and ran into the bathroom, locking herself in there. I checked the wall clock in the room, and the time was almost 7am. I quickly got down from the bed and started wearing my clothes. After I was done dressing up, Pascaline was still not out of the bathroom. I went to the bathroom and was knocking on the door but I didn't get any response from Pascaline, I only heard her crying. There was no point trying to wait for her to come out from the bathroom, or explain anything to her. I picked my phone and quickly left her house. When I got home, I walked straight to my door, unlocked it and entered. Throwing myself to the bed without pulling off my shoes, I stared into the space. Of all the days and moments in this world, why did my Rod choose today to disappoint me? I was still with my thoughts when a knock at my door jolted me back to reality. I listened as the knock came again. Dragging myself up from the bed, I went to the door and met Vida all dressed up for work. “Are you ok?”.........she asked when I appeared at the door. “Yeah, I’m good. How are you?”..........I asked. “I’m fine, you don’t look too good”.........She replied. “Yeah, not really in the best mood”.........I said coldly. “Thought you have gone to work, when I came back early this morning and didn’t see you”..........She mentioned. “No, I didn’t sleep here last night”...........I replied. “Okay, is there anything I can do to help with the mood?”.........she asked concerned. “No, don’t worry, I will be fine”.........I replied. “Okay oh, if you say so. See you in the office then”.........she muttered and turned around, swaying her hips down towards the gate. I went back to the bed, about dozing off when my phone started ringing. Checking the caller, I pressed the receiver button and placed the phone on my ear. “Cynthia good morning”...........I greeted. “Good morning Pascal, are you okay?”.........She asked. “Yeah, just having some malaria symptoms......I might be a little late to office today if I feel better”.........I replied. “Oh sorry. It’s unlike you to be late to work that’s why I called. Don’t get sick abeg, Here will be very boring if you don't come to work”..........She outlined. “Okay thanks. Is Director back?”........I asked. “Yeah, she is even on her way to the office”........She replied. “Okay, just tell her that I am not feeling too well please”.........I pleaded. “No problem......That reminds me, what about that work you corrected? She will need it when she gets here. Infact she already requested that I get it ready before she arrives”.........She demanded. “It’s in my laptop. I saved it with NEW DOC”.........I replied. “But your laptop is locked, how do I access it?”.........She asked. “The password is “Pas#san” in capital letters”..........I muttered, before I realized my mistake. She already has the work she requested for, because I saved it back to the flash after I finished. The whole trick was for me to release my password to her. I pretended like I didn’t know that Cynthia has tricked me before she hung up. I know she was definitely going to read my story. I kept my phone under the pillow and just when I thought that I’ve had it for the day, Evelyn called. I hissed, cursing under my breath before answering the call. I heard her sniff like she was crying softly. Confirmed that my ears weren’t deceiving me, I called out to her, “Evelyn are you there?”........I asked. “Yes”.........she replied, sniffing audibly. “Are you okay? what is wrong with you?”..........I asked, sitting up on the bed. She kept mute for some seconds before dropping the bomb. “Pascal I am pregnant”..........She announced. The words struck me like a thunder storm. For some minutes I couldn't think properly as my whole being was disorganised. “You are what?”.........I yelled, as my phone slipped off my ear and dropped on the bed. At moment I recounted in a flash all the intimacy we had which 99.9 percent of them were without protection. For her to have called me, I knew without any doubt that I am responsible. I picked my phone with trembling hands and took it back to my ear. Her wailing has intensified that I could hear her sobbing loudily. “EvelynX3?”.........I called three times before she could answer amidst tears. “Yes” “I want you to calm down please, When did you find out about the pregnancy?”........I asked. “Two days ago.......I was supposed to see my period last two weeks, but It didn’t come, so I ran a urine test two days ago and it came out positive”..........She explained, resuming her wailing. “Okay listen to me, don’t do anything harsh....We can and will sort this out okay? I will be in Eket with the first bus leaving here tomorrow”........I assured her. “Okay”.........she replied amidst tears. “Evelyn?”.......I called out to her again. She kept crying without answering. “Please don’t do anything silly. Don’t take anything no matter who prescribed it till I get there, don’t tell anybody else and please stop crying please”.........I pleaded. “Okay”.........She replied. “Send me your address and direction”..........I demanded. “Okay, I will send them later”........she replied, and then hung up. To be continued..........

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2/24/2025, 8:33:59 AM

I told her to stop coming with her best friend but she didn't listen ... Now her friend is coming without her😂

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2/23/2025, 11:19:09 PM

🌸🌸 _*TODAY'S FACT*_ 🌸🌸 *"Human bones are about five(5) times stronger than steel metal of the same density."*_

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2/23/2025, 4:54:38 PM

A SMALL MISTAKE IN A RELATIONSHIP CAN CHANGE YOUR NAME FROM SWEETHEART TO KASONGO YE YE🤣🤣

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2/23/2025, 1:45:05 PM

TIDE'S OF LÛST EPISODE 96 “Hello baby”.........I said into the phone, while sitting up from the bed. “Good evening honey, how are you?”........she replied. “I’m good and you?”.........I asked. “Good. Where are you?”.........she asked after the pleasantries. “At this time of the night, where am I supposed to be? I am in my room of course. Why, any problem?”..........I replied. “I don’t just know why, but my mind is not at rest.....Are you with someone?”..........She asked worriedly. “An unrest mind? How, why? And who would be with me by this time?”.........I queried. “Baby I don’t know. Have been sleeping but suddenly I woke up. Don't know if I had a dream, but my mind is just so restless”.........She said with concern. Standing from the bed, I walked into Pascaline's bathroom and locked myself in. “Baby I don’t know what to say, but if what I am thinking is what you are worried about then I want to reassure you that nothing is wrong........I am in my room and nobody is here with me. I love you and you know that”.........I assured her. “It’s okay baby. I know you love me just that I haven’t felt like this in a very long time”..........She muttered. “I understand, it’s okay my love. So tell me about your day”...........I said, diverting the discussion. Sandra and I talked at length, as she narrated her uneventful day to me asking after mine too. After making sure that her mind was at rest, we ended the phone conversation bading ourselves good night. After the call with Sandra, I stepped out from the bathroom and met Pascaline who I thought would have slept off. She was sitting up on the bed typing her phone. I had thought that with the time I spent talking to Sandra, I will come out to meet Pascaline asleep. “That was Sandra right?”........she asked as I got to the bed. “Yeah”.........I replied unconcerned, settling back to the bed. “Is everything okay with her?”.........she asked. “Yeah, I guess she had a premonition that I was in a compromised situation”.........I replied and she smirked. “That is the life of a woman, we always suspect that something is going down behind us when we are not there”.........She mentioned. “No, that’s not Sandra. She might suspect something, but wouldn’t call or say anything, rather she will wait to see me first”..........I replied, turning my back on her. “So does that mean that we are done talking?”.........she asked. “Pascaline can we sleep already? We've had enough for a night and just so that you know, we never discussed about anything”.........I retorted. “Ok, if you say so”.........she replied and angrily turned over. I stared at Pascaline for a while, took a deep breath and laid on the bed. I was finding it difficult to sleep, but I eventually sleep off when it was around twelve midnight. At about 5am, the alarm from my phone pierced the silence of the room, jolting me awake. I groggily reached over to silence the alarm and sat up in bed, yawning and stretching my arms over my head. As I shook off the remnants of sleep, my gaze fell upon Pascaline, who was lying beside me, her body racked with sobs. Her face was contorted in anguish, and tears streamed down her cheeks, soaking the pillow beneath her head. My initial surprise gave way to concern as I quickly moved closer to Pascaline, trying to comfort her. “Hey, what's wrong?”........I asked softly, my voice gentle and soothing. However, instead of responding, Pascaline pushed me away, her hands flailing wildly as she sobbed uncontrollably. I was taken aback by her reaction, but I didn't give up. I tried again, speaking in a calm, reassuring tone. “Pascaline, please tell me what's wrong. I'm here for you”.........I pleaded. Despite my repeated attempts to comfort her, Pascaline continued to push me away, her sobs growing more intense with each passing moment. My concern deepened, and I began to feel a sense of desperation. I have never seen Pascaline like this before, and I didn't know how to reach her. “Pascaline, please don't cry. Whatever it is, I'll do my best to fix it. Just tell me what's wrong”...........I tried another different approach, speaking in a soft, whispery voice, As the moments ticked by, Pascaline's sobs slowly began to subside, replaced by ragged gasps for air. I continued to speak softly, trying to reassure her that I was there for her, and that everything would be okay. Eventually, after what felt like an eternity, Pascaline's crying slowed to a stop, and she lay there, her chest heaving with exhaustion. I gently reached out and took her hand, my eyes locked on hers, searching for answers. Pascaline's eyes, red-rimmed from crying, slowly met my eyes, and she looked away, her gaze drifting to the ceiling. My grip on her hand tightened, and I spoke softly. “Pascaline, please tell me what's wrong. I need to know what's hurting you so much” Pascaline's eyes fluttered closed, and she took a deep breath before speaking in a barely audible whisper. "You...you didn't want me last night”........She murmured. My expression changed from concern to confusion when I heard that, and I leaned in closer to her, my voice low and questioning. "What do you mean I didn't want you?”........I asked. Pascaline's eyes snapped open, and she looked at me, her gaze filled with a deep sadness. “No, Pascal. You didn't want me. You pushed me away last night when I tried to get close to you. You never got close to me again all because of Sandra”...........She lamented. My face fell as I realized what had happened. I had been so caught up in my own thoughts and worries that I had unintentionally hurt Pascaline. I felt a wave of regret wash over me, and I reached out, pulling Pascaline into a tight hug. “Oh, Pascaline, I'm so sorry. I had no idea I was hurting you, I was only trying to be faithful to Sandra”.........I explained. As i held Pascaline close, i could feel her body beginning to relax, her tension melting away as she wrapped her arms around me, holding him tightly. We laid in the position for a long moment, holding each other, the only sound heard at that moment was the quiet rhythm of our breathing. Finally, Pascaline spoke up, her voice soft and gentle, “I love you, Pascal. I just feel like sometimes you don't want me, like you're pushing me away”.........She muttered. “Pascaline, that's not true. I love you as a friend, I'm sorry if I made you feel otherwise, but you should understand that I belong to someone........I promise to do better, to be more aware of your feelings and needs next time”........I assured her. Before I knew what was happening, Pascaline took me unaware by kissing me fiercely, and Surprisingly I found myself returning same energy. I kissed her like my life depended on it, until we both landed on the bed. To be continued..........