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*I can never stop dropping... Jokes here* *There are a lot of lives need to be saved with this nonsense that I post everyday๐ฏ๐๐ธ๐ฑ๐ธ๐ฑ* #minister J๐
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๐๐ง *Some relationship these days are like birthdays* *Once the cake is eaten* *The party is over* *Don't ask me, what cake* ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐คฃ *I can't go deeper*๐ฅฒโผ๏ธ

*Girls After break up ๐ฅน๐:* *White Girls: We broke up, and he dumped me๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐* *African Girls Especially Sierra Leone: New me, Iron Lady, Female King, Boss Lady, Wise Lady, Team Jesus, Shield Maiden, we move.๐๐๐ฅถ*

*Night story ๐๐๐* GUY: Babe I really want you to be mine . Girl: Lol! I have a boyfriend sorry. . Guy: Goalposts have keeper but strikers always score. . Girl: Lol! You look like a defender in this one then. . Guy: Sergio Ramos is a defender but he has scored in 2 champions league finals. . Girl: Whatever Dude! Besides my boyfriend is tall and rich!. . Guy: Manuel Neuer is 6'4 but Messi still chipped Him. . Girl: Lol! But you know that Messi is richer than Manuel Neuer right? . Guy: Sure I know but Messi isn't taller dan him, so that is 1 - 1 and that was all Barcelona needed to oust Chelsea and move on to win the champions league that year. So? . Girl: You never give up do you? . Guy: Ac milan were leading 3nil in first half against liverpool in 2005 cl final, yet Liverpool won the trophy. . Girl: Lol! This your knowledge of football will really take you places. . Guy: Lol, surely will and the next destination is your heart. . Girl: Don't even try it I will just block you . Guy: In 2006 Petr Cech tried blocking Stephen Hunt from scoring, Cech ended up hurting Himself. . Girl: Loool! you are a genius, call me I'll be free this weekend!!!. Note:๐นAnything is possible with Football ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น *Drop yr reactions plz after reading ๐ ๐น*

*Short story ๐๐๐* A pastor was praying for a demon-possessed man. He shouted, "In the name of *Jesus* , what do you want from this Man?! Speak! Before I cast you out into the lake of fire๐ฅ! The demon in the man said, "I want him to win the National Lottery Draw worth 200million usd tonight." The pastor subtly lowered the microphone *_and whispered, "Get out of him and enter into me."๐๐ถ๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐ฅฑ_* *@๐ ๐๐๐๐๐~๐๐ช๐๐๐ ๐ฆ*

Now r days you dea pay money before you enter na church but ๐๐ God nor writer na the bible ooo ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ

*Night story loading who's online ๐๐๐๐๐๐* ๐๐

Me sister learn book oh make them nor call u gold digger ๐คฃ๐คฃ@Alicia๐๐ธ

โ๏ธ๐คฃ *R.I.P TO GARRI(cassava flakes)๐คฃโ๏ธ* *Once there lives ๐งMr and ๐ฉMrs Cassava.๐ฅ They gave birth to a very handsome boy called Garri๐ who grew up to marry a very pretty girl called Sugar.๐ง They also gave birth to children like Water,๐ฆ Milo๐ฅซ and Groundnut*๐ฅ *One day Garri and the family were traveling๐ to a city called Chopbox, unfortunately they had an accident on their way and were admitted into a hospital ๐จcalled Cup. ๐ตUpon the critical examination by Dr Student, ๐ฉโ๐ Garri and his family couldn't survive, they all died.๐โโ๏ธ* *They were then sent to cemetery by a car called Spoon.๐ฅ From there they were both buried in a grave called stomach ๐๐โโ๏ธ*

*๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธone brรฒkรฉ boy is working very hard right now to suprise his chรจร ting gf on valentine's day*๐ซ๐๐