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KICC_KENYA on Instagram: "RASTAMAN - STEPS TO ZION @KICC_kenya EDITION Our Rastafarian client finally got dem money and ascended the mighty KICC staircase to the helipad, staff-approved by our customer service desk and MPESA-verified. Dreadlocks swaying only Flip-flops we're missing to give the clapping like a reggae beat on every step.*l Rastaman: “Yes I! Di higher mi climb, di closer mi reach Jah’s creation!” (talks to himself) Suddenly, a 3-year-old kid waddles past him on the stairs like a tiny marathon champion. Kid: “Hi Rasta Man!” Rastaman :(pauses, catching his breath): “Bless up, likkle warrior! Yuh strong like lion!” He reaches the final spiral staircase. Rastaman (looks up): “Dis spiral here… is the stairway to zion!” Takes one step Rastaman: “If dis was Babylon, mi would’ve turned back, but this is KICC!” Finally reaches the top. The Nairobi skyline stretches before him. Behind him, tourists and locals soaking in the view, snapping selfies, taking it all in. Rastaman: “Mi paid with MPESA, but dis view... is priceless.” Catch the vibe at the top of Nairobi. All access via MPESA on eCitizen. No cash, no stress, just steps and skies! Shoutout again to Mr. Wilfred Njau for guiding every dreamer to the top! #RastaRises #KICCViews #kicchelipad #kiccrooftop #VisitKICC"
RASTAMAN - STEPS TO ZION @KICC_kenya EDITION Our Rastafarian client finally got dem money and asce...
KICC_KENYA on Instagram: "What if at the KICC Reception Today this took place… [Rastafarian client strolls in, dreadlocks swaying like the Nairobi breeze] Ras: “Greetings, my brother. I man came to go on top di rooftop, Jah say I must touch the heavens today.” Mr. Wilfred Njau our @kicc_kenya receptionist cool as Mt. Kenya in July, smiles and replies: “Welcome to KICC, sir! The rooftop is open for all sky dreamers… but payment is strictly via MPESA on eCitizen. No cash.” Ras: “Eh weuh weuh ? So I can climb Zion, but only if I pass through Babylon’s digital gateway?” Njau: “Exactly, my brother! No physical shillings just virtual vibes and verified payments!” Ras: “Mi walked all di way, now I must MPESA before mi fly to the top? Njau: “Yes sir. Even clouds have QR codes nowadays.” jokingly Ras: “Respect. Technology to reach the heavens. Mi just hope the angels accept Lipa na MPESA too.” Njau: “We’re working on it KICC’s got strong connections!” Come for the view, stay for the vibes! All rooftop visits now paid cashlessly via MPESA on eCitizen Big up to Mr. Wilfred Njau and the rest of customer service team for great customer service as always that’s higher than the helipad! #KICCViews #RooftopRiddim #HelipadVibes #eCitizenExperience"
What if at the KICC Reception Today this took place… [Rastafarian client strolls in, dreadlocks swa...