*Gynecology Basics* 1. *Menstrual Disorders:* - No periods? It’s like waiting for a bus that never comes! - Painful periods? Like tiny ninjas fighting inside your tummy. 2. *PCOS:* - Your body makes too many donuts (hormones), and it clogs the oven! 3. *Endometriosis:* - Period stuff grows where it doesn’t belong, like crayons in your shoe! 4. *Fibroids:* - Little balloons inside the belly make it feel heavy and weird. 5. *AUB (Abnormal Bleeding):* - If the faucet leaks too much or at the wrong time, you fix the pipes! 6. *Cervical Cancer:* - A bad germ (HPV) sneaks in, but a superhero test (Pap smear) can catch it! 7. *Ovarian Cancer:* - A super sneaky villain hiding in the tummy, spotted by a special spy (CA-125). 8. *PID:* - Germs throw a messy party in your belly—you need medicine to kick them out! 9. *Vaginitis:* - *Candida:* Gooey cheese mess. - *BV:* Stinky fish smell. - *Trichomonas:* Frothy green slime—yuck! 10. *Infertility:* - Like trying to grow a plant, but the seeds, soil, or water are missing. 11. *Ectopic Pregnancy:* - A baby seed grows in the wrong pot—oops, not safe! 12. *GTD:* - Molar pregnancy? Too many bubbles in the soda! 13. *Prolapse & Incontinence:* - Prolapse: Things falling out like toys from an open bag. - Leaky bladder? Like a faucet dripping when you laugh or sneeze. 14. *Gynecologic Emergencies:* - *Ovarian torsion:* A twisted garden hose stops the water. - *Ruptured ectopic:* A water balloon popping—big mess! 15. *Contraception:* - Pills and devices are like "no entry" signs for babies!