The Pastor's Donkey A pastor decided to sell his donkey and put up an advertisement. A man saw the ad and came to buy the donkey. The pastor told him, "This donkey has been trained in a unique way. Instead of 'go,' you must say 'Hallelujah!' and instead of 'stop,' you must say 'Amen.'" The man nodded, took the donkey, and decided to test the commands. He said, "Hallelujah!" and the donkey started trotting. He said, "Hallelujah!" again, and the donkey started running. Suddenly, he saw a cliff ahead and shouted, "Amen!" The donkey stopped just at the edge, and the man, relieved, exclaimed, "Hallelujah!" 😂