Follow Gweru Residents channel for more Job updates --------------------------- https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VaTaYGt2Jl8I0d3N702b ------------------- Midlands State University (MSU) has opened applications for a Dog Handler position within its Risk and Loss Control Department. Job Requirements If you’ve ever thought about mutts being more than just pets or maybe imagined yourself barking commands to a four-legged friend, your moment may have just arrived! The requirements for this furry position include a few essentials: applicants must possess five O-level subjects, including English language skills—a key asset when trying to convince a dog that “stay” means “don’t move, I’m watching you.” Moreover, the university is looking for candidates with at least two years of security experience, a Dog Handler’s certificate (that’s right, it’s a dog-eat-dog world out there), and they should be under the age of 45—sorry, seasoned dog lovers! Duties and Responsibilities But the ideal candidate won’t just need to understand the ABCs of canine communication. MSU seeks individuals with excellent communication skills and the ability to work under pressure—especially when that pressure involves convincing a dog that it’s perfectly fine to interact with visitors rather than auditioning for the horror movie, “Barking at Strangers.” Responsibilities in this job involve maintaining law and order on campus, training dogs to obey commands, and ensuring these fluffy sentinels behave like the good boys and girls they are. Expect to provide daily care, including feeding, grooming, and exercising these tail-wagging companions. It wouldn’t hurt to chalk up a few fun doggie-focused anecdotes for when it gets too serious. The position also demands record-keeping skills, presumably not just for health but also to document that one time your German Shepherd outsmarted you in hide-and-seek. And who can forget the necessity of ensuring doggie equipment like harnesses and leashes are in tip-top shape? After all, nothing says “professional” quite like a leash that’s seen too many adventures! How to Apply Aspiring canine custodians should submit their applications to the Deputy Registrar (Human Resource) via email at [email protected]. With a deadline looming on March 7, 2025, there’s no time to waste—dog days are ticking! Applications must be in a single-scan PDF format, accompanied by toned-down paperwork, including a CV, certified certificates, and the names of three referees who can vouch for your ability to retrieve a frisbee (actually, only their professional capabilities). Remember, only shortlisted candidates will receive a bark—sorry, a call—within 30 days post-application. If you don’t hear from them, it’s not you; it’s just one of those things in life—like when your pup chooses the neighbor’s cat over you. So, if you’ve ever dreamed of a job where “ruffing it” comes with a paycheck, now’s your chance. Apply today and maybe one day, you’ll stroll through campus filled with canine charm, barking orders and keeping the peace—all in a day’s work! Disclaimer: Handle your applications with care. Non-adherence to the application instructions will lead to automatic disqualification—no bones about it!