12 SIGNS THAT YOU ARE THE SIDE BOYFRIEND 😂😂😂 1. She saves your number as “Mechanic.” But you have never touched a spanner before. 🚗🔧 Oga, you are the spare tyre! 😂😂 2. She always calls you “bro” in public. But in private, it’s “baby” and “my love.” Your real title is BroBaby. 😂😂 3. She doesn’t post your pictures, only your shadow. One day, she will post just your elbow. 💀 You are invisible in this relationship! 😂😂 4. She tells you she is going to sleep at 7 PM. But by 2 AM, her WhatsApp is active. Who is she chatting with?? Holy Spirit?? 😂😂 5. You have never met her parents. But you have met her dog, her cat, and her neighbor's goat. 🐐 Even the goat knows the main boyfriend! 😂😂 6. She borrowed money from you and called it “our money.” Brother, you are in a joint business without profit! 😂😂 7. She calls you “my king” but treats you like a security guard. Only calling you when there is a problem. 🚨 Are you customer care?? 😂😂 8. She tells you, “My uncle is around, don’t come.” Uncle has been around for 6 months. 💀 Which kind uncle is that? Husband uncle? 😂😂 9. She only replies your texts with ‘hmmm, lol, k, and okay.’ But you see her writing full essays for another guy. 🤔 Are you chatting with a Buddhist monk?? 😂😂 10. She cancels dates last minute with excuses like “my head is paining me.” But you see her dancing at a party the same evening. 💃 You are not her priority, bro! 😂😂 11. She takes food from you but has never cooked for you. One day, test her and ask for food. You will see “I’m not around” immediately! 😂😂 12. She tells you, “You’re different from other guys.” But she still chooses the other guys. 😭 You are different but not the chosen one! 😂😂 🤣🤣🤣 Omo, I know you laughed! 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️