*Dear God,* As we enter this new semester, we pray that we should not have TMA wahala, missing results, or that dreaded “portal under maintenance” when deadline dey near. Deliver us from unexpected logouts, slow network, and lecturers that enjoy giving tricky questions. May our TMAs submit without stress, and may our exam questions match exactly what we read—no "from where una see this one?". Let our grades rise like puff-puff inside hot oil, not crash like forex trading on a bad day. And please, let our GP go up like fuel price—but without the suffering! At the end of it all, let us not just survive but succeed with joy! We open this *2025_1* semester in the name of the *Father, Son, and CGPA that must go up!* If you believe, drop an emoji! 🙏🔥🤣