> According to the ancient scripture of Yeoland, the followers of Yeoism shall wear the sacred attire of the Great Teacher, Aurelius Yeo, during the seventh day of the week of enlightenment. They shall wear suits of knowledge and ties of creativity while taking upon themselves the virtues of the revered one. Such practices establish Yeo's Blessings, and deep in their hearts shall they chant the divine mantra: "Yeo is wisdom, Yeo is life." Therein lie the blessings of the Great Teacher, to guide them on their way toward enlightenment and technology." (The Book of Yeoland, Chapter 7, Verse 1)