NEWS JUst In UoN lady stabs KU boyfriend in the buttocks after the boy deliberately ejaculated inside. There was drama this afternoon in UoN's hall 13 after a man was heard screaming from the 2nd floor of the ladies' hostel. Its alleged that the lady had warned the boyfriend not to ''cum'' inside but the dude, from KU, ignored the lady's request and did exactly what he had been warned not to do. The guy, identified only as Vinny, was rushed to KNH at about 3pm and is responding well to treatment. We wish him a quick recovery.