*"Church choirs are always Fr€aks when it comes to tatata, I had a taste and....."* There is this girl in my area, fair in complexion ,average moderate b**/bs and not too thick . Let me say every man spec as per say nah the same area we dey nah my spec too and I dey reason how I go take knack her. So I was kind of stalking her until I found out she's a choir in one church not too far from our side. Immediately I discovered she's a choir. I was depressed, thinking things wouldn’t work out with her, so I decided to tell my guy, that one talking to girl's expert . He doesn’t waste time on girl matters; he just goes straight to the point. When I told him she was in the choir, he told me not to give up, say nah them dey sweet pass. That gave me some courage, so I decided to approach her one day.The girl snubbed me sha , she did not respond well.. Me? That thing pained me. My guy was there and he encouraged me, say nah the things you suffer for, nah him dey last. Then one day, the girl was walking around my area, and my guy asked that he help me approach her so I wouldn’t disgrace myself again. He did it and got her number, and that was the beginning of my chats with her. We flowed so well over the phone that she even confessed she had a crush on me before but was just forming hard to get and that was why she ignored me that day. Me, I was just waiting for when she go come my side, because I wanted us to take our friendship to the next level. She agreed but on one condition, I must not touch her. That one nah small thing, I just told her to come over, no problem. I didn’t even plan to do anything before.That’s how she came over, o. Aunty relaxed well, enjoying AC and Netflix, just chilling. I gave her time to feel at home. Then, as the movie got to one romantic scene, she started giving me that look and smiling, saying I was a gentle guy ooo. My head don swell, Next thing, aunty placed her head on my lap, rubbing my thigh, saying she liked that I was hairy. My gbola got the signal and started rising little by little. I just followed the flow. We ended up going two rounds that day. When she got home, she texted me saying she enjoyed her stay. I just said no problem. That’s how she became a regular visitor, collecting back-to-back knacks until I left for NYSC. I did not even bother asking her for relationship again cos what else do I want wey she never give me