*ZEDDICUS JOKES TIME* 😂😂😂 *1.* " coming out stronger" don faint for road 🤣 *2. Because you dey beg today no mean say you go give tomorrow.* *You fit thief tomorrow.*🙂 *3.* When Iwobi said he was related to Okocha, everybody thought it was Jay Jay Okocha. We didn't know he was talking about Charles Okocha😑 *4.* Me and my babe nor Dey follow una do valentine, we one do wedding😑 *5.* As I tell baba the kind of money wey l Dey find, na so he warn me to stay away from he shrine☹️ *6. When U high finish U go come down con meet ur problems😒* *7.* You never use degree certificate chop, you dey go do masters. What are you mastering?☹️ *8.* Try dey cut your babe waist beads by mistake, e fit be say na there dem tie your destiny☹️ *9. Some days we k!ll 2 birds with 1 stone.* *Other days we use 7 stones to kill one bird.* *Today na bird almost kill meeee☹️* *10.* You go dey live with man without bride price, you be EasyBuy?🥹 *11.* If nor be sportybet, wetin be 5 bedroom duplex wey i nor fit build🥹 *12.* So one day I'll have to sit with my parents and tell them I have found someone to marry? Me that is very shy, I will just text them🤣🤣 *13.* You fit dey post your babe make who dey give am OPUEH reply God when ☹️ *14. Some ladies will sleep with you just to copy your sèx styles then go teach their boyfriends....* *Be careful guys!!!!😑* *15.* Gifts make men happy, not "should I come over?" every time🙄🙄 Pls follow me up for more *@zeddicus zedd channel*👇👇👇👇👇 https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029Valo1VRHgZWVgMosTR3U