*MORNING JOKES FROM ZEDDICUS 😂🤣* *1.* Life is uñfair! Once you finish school, your family støps giving you money as if the certificate comes with a cheque. Mtcheeew😏😥😥 *2.* Sister Lola, do your parents know that two rounds are not normally enough for you?🤔🤔🤔🤔 Yes you, I'm askīng you!💁😲🚶 *3.* When your roommate is a Christ Embassy prayer warriør, you greet her "Good morning" and she replies you in tøngues🙄🙄😂😂 *4.* Finally, I'm ready to sēttle down, I just need a chair.🤷🙆 *5.* Study your pārtner while in cøurtship oo, because "Lead us not into tēmptation" is better than "Dēliver us from all evīl" Thānk you.🤔🚶🚶 *6.* If I tell you I dont have møney and you tell me "Big boy like you", I will cūrse you. I hāte nønsense 😒 *7.* Children first! Children first!! Na so rice take finish for chūrch yesterday, I no chop.😥🙆😭 *8.* Nowadays it's hārd to tell whether a girl is walking on the road with her father or her boo. Confūsed gēneration🤷🤷 *9.* When you wear nātive to chūrch and climb the altār, its called ALTARNĀTIVE. Sēnse wee not kee me!!! 🤔😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 *10.* My dear, 7 days with møney makes one WEEK, but 7 days without møney makes one WĒAK. Wisdom🙆🙆😂😂 *11.* You no dey pōst the pics of you and the love of your līfe again? Wetin hāppen?🤔🤷 *12.* My brother, don't expect her to know the names of your clūb plāyers if you are not ready to know the names of all the actørs in Zee World😏😏🏃🏃 *13.* What will you gāin from this after reading this pōst without giving a līke and cømment on it 🙄 Follow *zeddicus zedd memes*👇👇👇👇👇 https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029Valo1VRHgZWVgMosTR3U