*EVENING JOKES 🥹🚶* 1. Parents are low-key bisexuals oo “Mom I'm Hungry” “Oya eat me” Like Wtf 🤷🤷 2. Things are very costly now. Imagine a kilo of "Ilove you" which used to get reply of " I love you too " is now" MY GAS HAS FINISHED"😑 3. Out of 6k wey I make today, I don spend 25k comot am😑 4. Rat poison N9,500! * Abeg make the rat come climb bed sleep oh😑 5. Imagine someone pointing a gun at your head 🙂🔫saying name 5 rugby players🏉 6. ❝Everywhere dry ❞ __Mami water 7. ❝manage what u have. Don't stain your hands with blood❞ -Kanayo o kanayo 8. ❝Stuborness is not the way❞ -Aki & paw paw 9. ❝Life is not all about sex❞ Johnny sins✍️ 10. Slow and steady wins the race!! * No be Cripple day try drop Quote so?🤧 11. The Nigeria of Today Has morning price , Afternoon price and evening price🙆‍♂️😒 12. One usher wants to go and pee another usher said he can’t go😆 13. Face Cap 15k keh? You think say if i get 15k i go dey hide my face ?? ☹️ 14. You will never see adorable twins calling themselves “twinnie”, only two fake friends deceiving themselves because of borrowed wigs and pänt🤣🤣 15. I now understand why you keep skipping my posts. It's not easy to laugh when you are broke🥹☹️ _The spokesman for laughter_ *@comediandavinci* ```©Vinci wave incorporation 2025```