*The Stark Truth About Grant Writing (That Nobody Will Tell You)* Ever notice how some people seem to win grants with the ease of finding jollof at a wedding? Meanwhile, the rest of us are crafting proposals with the desperate energy of someone trying to explain to their parents why they need to quit their banking job to become a content creator. Here's the uncomfortable truth: most grant applications fail not because the ideas are bad, but because the writers haven't mastered the secret language of grant funders. It's like trying to order coffee in Paris with your secondary school French—technically you're speaking words, but the barista is giving you that look. At Grant Success School, we don't just teach you to write grants. We teach you to speak "Funder." It's a peculiar dialect where "innovative approach" actually means "we've seen this before but you've explained it better than most," and "capacity building" translates to "please show us you won't spend this money on office snacks." Our students have collectively secured over $30 million in grants not because they suddenly became geniuses, but because they learned to translate their brilliant ideas into language that makes funders reach for their checkbooks instead of their rejection templates. Michael Ogundare, secured a $400,000 grant after working with us. Before He reached out, his applications were probably filed in the special folder labeled "Maybe if we have leftover money after funding everyone else... and buying a new office plant." Another graduate won Facebook funding for her PRIMARY SCHOOL. A primary school! She thought it was impossible until she discovered grant writing isn't about academic credentials—it's about storytelling that compels action. Listen, you don't need to be a professional writer to win grants. You just need to know how to make your case in a way that makes sense to the people with the money. It's like convincing your skeptical uncle to invest in your business—except with better formatting and fewer questions about why you can't just get a "real job." The next cohort has been upgraded to offer N15 million ($9,375) in prizes and perks. That's not a typo. The grand prize alone is worth N8.2 million. For perspective, that's enough to buy approximately 8,200 plates of proper jollof rice, assuming inflation doesn't continue its Olympic sprint upward. *Secure your spot in Grant Success School Cohort 4 now:* • Daily pre-class lessons begin immediately upon enrollment • Registration closes March 31, 2025 • Main Class begins April 1, 2025 *Enroll today:* • In Nigeria: Transfer N99,999 to COMCASTLE PLUS, Access Bank, 0087913559 • Send payment receipt to [email protected] • International students: Use Selar ($99.99): https://selar.co/grantsuccessschool OR Stripe ($99.99): https://buy.stripe.com/aEU6pn4FB9P71McbIN Tony Elumelu is going to give 1,000 Africans $5,000 to scale their business in the next few weeks. Grant Success School will hold a special class to help our students put together winning applications. Still reading? Sign up for GSS already! Don't miss this opportunity to transform your grant writing future!