📍Gentlemen,this is your woman(Wife) this evening cuddling with her baby daddy—just for the sake of the baby. She left your house last night, saying she was taking the child to see his father. Her phone was on flight mode the entire night. She was hearing good and exchanging body fluids with the baby daddy—just for the sake of the baby. At our prestigious Kivumbii Institute of Dust Management & Simping Technology, we strongly advise our male students not to marry single mothers unless she presents the original death certificate of the child’s father. This is because the owner of the well will never queue for water. I won’t say much, but I’ll leave you with a Lolgorian proverb that says, *"Being a stepfather is like being invited to a party after everything is over—so that you clean up the mess left by others."*