Dad jokes hit hard once you think deep about them Like what dress does a house wear ? Address Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. How do you organize a space party? You planet. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. Why was the math book always stressed? It was full of too many equations. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot. What did the grape do when he got stepped on? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.