*Night story 🌚🌚🌚* A Lady walked into a Pet Shop demanding for a Parrot🦜🦜. The owner of the shop says; "We have 2 kinds of Parrots, 🦜🦜one repeats everything you say and the other thinks for itself." The Lady thought for a while and replied; "I think I'll like the one that thinks for itself."😃😃 The owner brought out her choice and told her to ask the Parrot some questions;👀👀👀 LADY: How do I look? 🦜🦜: You look like a Pr0stituúe🙄 LADY: I won't buy it, this Parrot is rúde!😳 OWNER: Please Madam just give me a moment....🥺 *Walked towards the backyard with the Parrot. He dípped the Parrot into a bucket full of water and wärned the Parrot; "If you're rúde to the Lady one more time, I will drøwn you in this Bucket"...*🙄🙄🙄 He came back to the Counter with the Parrot and told the Lady; "Now ask the Parrot anything you wish and I assure you that he will be Polite"🤗🤗🤗 LADY: If I come home at night with a man, what will you call this man?🙄🙄🙄 🦜🦜: Your húsband! LADY: Good, What if I come home with two men? 🦜🦜: Your húsband, and your In-law🤧🤧 LADY: Good! Good!, What if I come with 3 men?😮‍💨😮‍💨 🦜🦜: Your húsband, your In-law, and your brother🤠🤠🤠🤠 LADY: Goooooooood!!!! What if I come home with 4 men?!🤧🤧 🦜🦜: (looked 🙄🙄back at the owner and said...) "Please just go and drøwn me again, I said it earlier that this woman is a Pr0stitute!!!"🤣??🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙆🙆🙆