*Christian Ladies, You Ovulate Too, Okay?* ‼️😂 Let’s be honest , sometimes it’s not spiritual warfare. It’s ovulation, and there are some things ovulation will cause you to say or do as a Single Christian lady, and no, it’s not the devil. 🙏😆 If you find yourself feeling this things, It’s your body. Drink water. Hold yourself. 1. “God, I’m ready. Like… really ready. Let me be found 😂”‼️ Out of nowhere you’re praying bold prayers like, “Lord, send him now. Not tomorrow. Not next year. Not in your ‘due season’. NOW.” Calm down, Sister Deborah. It’s only Day 14 of your cycle. Sis you are Ovulating hard ☺️ 2. Suddenly every worship leader is cute😂.‼️ You were just there to soak in the Spirit, then he hit that “You are Alphaaaa…” with a little vibrato and now you're imagining your wedding hashtag, and the officiating Pastor. Your ovaries are singing soprano too, in tandem with the worship leader! Sis. You don’t love him. No. You're ovulating. Stay grounded.😄‼️ 3. You start romanticizing strangers.‼️ The boda guy who helped you carry your bag? “Wow. Such servant leadership. Akiii he's cute. His arms. . .His abs🥹🥹” No girl. That’s just customer service, and his bulging jacket. He has no abs' sis, and you are ovulating😎‼️ 4. You put on lip gloss to take out the trash.‼️ It’s 9pm. Bonnet on. Slippers dragging, but something in your spirit whispered, “What if your husband is outside?” "He will see you! Put on lip gloss" No ma’am. It’s the dustbin. Not destiny. . .🤷‍♀️ 5. You start interpreting DMs prophetically.‼️ That “Hi” from a guy who hasn’t even updated his profile picture in 5 years now looks like divine alignment. “Maybe God is using him to teach me patience.” No. God is teaching you to log off.😄‼️ 6. You begin reading Song of Songs for "Bible study."‼️ Out loud. Slowly. With your highlights. . . Some of you even start journaling like, “My neck is like the tower of David...” Sis, that’s not your quiet time. That’s hormonal noise.😄🙏 7. You're ready to reply texts you’ve been ignoring.‼️ Even that one who said “Heyyy beautiful 😊” in February 2022 suddenly looks like a second chance. Don’t do it. Step away from the keypad. Ovulation 📌 8. You start ‘discerning’ men at the supermarket.‼️ You passed one man in the cereal aisle and suddenly heard a quiet whisper: “That could be your spiritual covering.” No, girl. That was the Holy Spirit trying to lead you away from sin… and cinnamon rolls that will add to the weight you shed last week during fasting. 😀 9. You ask God for a sign, then make one up‼️ “God, if he opens the church door for me, that’s my husband.” Ma’am. He’s an usher and you are ovulating. Brother Simon has zero intentions 😅 10. You suddenly wear perfume to Bible Study.‼️ You weren’t even going to go, but now you're in there smelling like ‘Midnight Jasmine’ asking, “Will there be breakout groups?” Yes. Into pairs. . .sis it's your hormones, not divine leading😀‼️ Ovulation is not demonic warfare, it’s biology. Be self-aware. Hydrate. Fast if you must, but don’t fall for the lie that every “hello” is holy. Stay prayed up, calendared up, and continue waiting on the Lord… with a shower and a trusted accountability partner. It’s not the devil. It’s Day 14. Track your cycle.😂🙏🏽💁🏽‍♀️ and wait well.