Comic Elder➠Shona Jokes♡
Comic Elder➠Shona Jokes♡
June 8, 2025 at 10:49 AM
*Doro Beche neNyama❤️💦🔥* Haiwa omborerai maoko ndisati ndataura ndakatrainer mhani ini .......dzetembwede remboro randakavhurira gumbo husiku hwese kaaa ??? Kamwana kanonzi jackman kane mboro ikako regai kapfupike mukatarisa padp pic ndikako ummm nyama dzakawandira kumboro 🙌🙌🙌 under age rakandikandisa mapfumo pasi ini ....ini ndiri slender i mean slender nyama ndiri slender rine mahips woo mashoma nemagaro akafanira nemazamo akawanda nemadimple hangu nemazino e white white nekatsoka katete zvimwe handichakuudzei munozondiziva mukaita makuhwa .....ndiri landlord murume wangu muC number pliz musaite makuhwa munondikuvadzisa ........Ndiri munhu asingajairike kubva ndiroorwe handisat ndambokisa umwe munhu kunze kwemurume wangu kubva nditange kuita zverudo ndichizosangana nemurume wangu uyu baba Rue handina kumbobvira ndakabiridzira kukisa kana kugumwa garo neumwe murume asiri murume wangu ...murume wangu neni tinodanana zvine mukurumbira munharaunda medu ...tiri couple inochiviwa nevamwe vanhu ko ndogochita sei munhu akavakira mai vangu 5 rooms nechibhorani chemvura akaroora zvekupedzeredza ......ini ndakatengerwa mota yandiri kushandisa izvezvi yatova yechi 4 mota ndinochinjirwa gore rega rega rudo ndinopiwa ...he treats me like a Queen i love murume wangu zvekutodaro ndine matwins angu ...i have a happy 👪 nemurume wangu haumbonzwe tichirwisana kana kuitirana masecrets > Follow the group👇👇 https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029Vb6ItUgIt5rwOXw2l02J ....murume wangu ndomuda magifts mapresents ndotengerwa ...handina kumbobvira ndakada umwe murume kunze kwababa Rue Chinzwaiwo yandakazotambwa pakauya kamwe kamukomana kachidawo imba ndikati kaa bhachura boe ....tagarisana paya mukomana uya was a nice guy ...very very nice kind of a person aiva ne one girlfriend yake yandaiziva n ndaifarira mabatiro aaiita muskana wake ....ati gare gare akatanga kuuya netype netype dzemababe vatsvuku vatema varefu vapfupi n all of them vaiuya nemota ma expensive cars maimwana n th dressing ndaitoona ndega kuti yaa tatsikwa neBorrowdale pano akapinda mupassage munonzwa mega kuti aiwa iyi ndeye 120 iyi ndeye 200 .....chakaita ndizoda kunzwisisa kaa ndechekuti iye was not tt rich noo he was tt type inongoraramawo kalife kaya kaya but vanhu vaimuchemera manje 🙌🙌🙌 ndakamboti mushonga here ?? Chii asi ?? Ndakatanga kutsvaga secret ......Bamunini vaigirwa mapresents n vese vakadzi vaiuya vaitoona kunge ndivo vega bamunini is tt type tt can date more than 6 gals n still makes you feel like you are one and only queen ...zvekubata mababe vanozvigona .....one day bamunini vaitowachirwa nemhene zvawo tokin nyaya paya ndakazongonzwa " Aaah ukunyarei kkkkkkk " " zvakaita shit ......tts not fair uchandiuraya hako uchiti kunakirwa ....huya undibatsirewo ku....rikurema " " Rikurema ??? 😂😂😂😂😂" " Dont say a word "(akadaro muskana wacho neface iri srs ) " Iweee simba raunenge unaro kaa !!! Unenge wakaita kuoma sooo wakandibata kuti dzvii makumbo akalocker musana ...uchandityora asi ???" " Ndiwe unenge uchikonzeresa ......unoziva ndikakufunga ndiri kubasa ndonzwa kuda kukutizira ......m tired of goodbyes .....ndakuda kungogara ndichitundiswa hangu ....mboro yako inotapira ......Apa ndikunzwa kuti dai ndapedza ndambonokufongorera wombondipa one round ndorara pachest uchindikisa kisa hako zvine hutano zviya " By that ndakabva ndaziva kuti bamunini vakudirwa kugona sviro chete .....ende inini zvekutunda ndaingozvinzwa kumasowe vamwe vakadzi vachitaura zvekudyiwa mapeche nekusvirwa dog staira .....worse zvemboro refu hanzi inonosvika pasuger mai musvondosi ndovaiti inonaka ndekadhunda kanoita kutsemura beche pane one wavo akataura zvekuti ndakaona picture munhu iyeye achisvirwa nabamunini Dreamchaser ....ndakaona kunge ndakapusira zvinhu mamai ese aivapo aitaura different types of mboro nemanakiro adzo n th picture randaiona nderekusvirwa nabamunini ....ndaitoona ndichisvirwa ndakafongoreswa nabamunini Jackman paizotaura mai fundisi zvekusvirwa nemaBen ten .....ndozvaiitika kumba kwangu kaa izvozvo bamunini vaisvira mamai achiperera murudo nabamunini ......Church yakazotanga ndakutosvika kumba ndaigarirei beche ratota .. ..ndakasvika kumba ndokubva ndanogeza ndakatanga kugaya plan manje ndakasvika nekugeza imi beche rakanga ratota 🙌🙌🙌 ndakanzwa bamunini vachitaura paphone n chandakanyatsonzwa ndechekuti " Mboro haiz kuda kumira ndiri kungokunga " ndikati added advantage ndakabuda mubath ndakamonera katowel ndokubva ndadarika neparoom pabamunini vavakamira pamirror vachizungunusa zungunusa zimboro ravo chandakaona musoro mutsvuku zvakabva zvandipa zvivindi ....ndikati ndiyo kaa inotsemura beche yataurwa iyi inofutira mubeche yanzi inokwenya makongo inosvika kusupu ....ndakabva ndapinda muroom mangu ndokubva ndazvambarara pabed ndichigaya plan ...ndikati no let me go back kubathroom ndinotsvedza 😆😆 ndakaisa form bath pasi ndokubva ndati tsverere zvinyoro nyoro ndichiridza mhere ....bamunini vakamboita sevasina kunzwa ndikati mhere mhere mhere ndakazonzwa maiguru maiguru vachiuya vachimhanya .......katauro kakanga kati uko ndakawedzera mhere kt vasagumira padoor kuvazadza pressure kaa .....vakauya chop chop vakasvikondibata vakanga vapfeka ka short vasina chinhu kudenga ndakanamata kt dai vandiendesa kubedroom kwangu .......vakandisimudza ndokubva ndavanamira ndakaenda ndichigomerera vairemerwa zvekut vaimhanya soo mboro yaiita kurova rova magaro angu tichipinda muroom ndakavhura gumbo ndokubva ndatanga kubata bata mbabvu ndikati apa bamunini aaaah ....apa ziso raiva pabhurugwa rabamunini Jackman rakanga rakusimuka simuka .....ndakaruma muromo ndakatarisa bamunini mumaziso chaimo vakanga vachindibata bata mbabvu sevakamborapa 😆😆😆 ndakangodzikisa kashort kavo ndichiisa mboro mukanwa ...bamunini vakamboda ku....haa vakatozongoona kt game over ....ndakavati ovias munhu akaona muchibuda makadai anongoti mandisvira ....ateya mariva murutsva haachatye kusviba magaro bamunini plz ndikadaidzira ndorepwa amupawinne ......chingosvirai apa musaita semusingade apa ....bamunini vakatanga kundibata nepadumbu ndokudzika nepaguvhu vachienda kubeche ndakanga ndaisa mboro mukanwa ipapo ndichivadya vachindisvira mukanwa vachindipuruzvira beche up n down rumwe ruoko rwavo rwakabata zamo ....vakati vanzwa kunakirwa vakatanga kundisvira nechigumwe vachindikoira mukanwa ndandakarara ivo vakamira pabed .....ndakanzwa ndoda kutunda ndokubva ndatenderedzwa nabamunini vakandidhonzera ku edge yebed ndokubva vandirarisa nedivi ndokubva vaisa makumbo angu kudivi one ndakaita L shape soo ndokubva vaisa mboro vakamira vaindisvira vakandibata pasi pechidzva kuno kudhuze nekuseri kwebvi rumwe ruoko rakabata garo vaiita rekuti mbaa vorega panonyudza mboro voti mbaa vachindikwevera kumboro pavanoivhomora vorega rimwe ruoko rwaivhura gumbo pavanonyonyudza mboro paya vakandisvira nepakona pebed vakamira kwekanguva kekuti ndakatunda kaviri ndokubva vandimisa vakanditsikisa rimwe gumbo patable ye makeup gumbo rangu raiva nechepamusoro pemagaro avo imwe riri pasi vakandipinza mboro ivo vakamira nemakumbo ese ...gumbo rarakasimuka knee racho raitova muhapwa yabamunini jackie ...ivo vakandipinza mboro ndokubva vandibata nechepakati pemagaro taisangana pakati apa takarumana marurimi nemalips vaindikwevera kumboro tichisangana pakati yaibva yapinda yese beche richiita kubechenuka ndakatanga kudyiwa muhuro kastaira kainaka ikako ende ese aiva mastaira manyowani kwandiri ndakazorwadziwa bamunini jackman vakuvhomora mboro nhaimii ndaida kutundirwa ini ndakanga ndanzwa kuti kudziya kwesperm kunonaka .....bamunini jackman vakangobuda vapedza kunditundira pamusoro pebeche masperm avo aindirova kumazamo ukoo aiita kuti taa taa achidziya .......come manheru ndakati ndafunga svirirwo randakaitwa ndikati kana ndakutoendako ndakavhura door rabamunini jackie ndokubva ndabatidza light vakangonditarisa ndokunyemwerera soo ndichifamba kastep kaya kekuti dako rimwe padenga rimwe pasi kaya ....bamunini jackie vakangovhura gumbeze mboro yakanga yakatomira kudhara ndakasvikono gara pasofa ndokubva ndamudhonzera pandiri we kissed achindipuruzvira beche riri mupant ndichimubonyora bonyora .....chihure chinonaka kana mazoo garaaa ndakaiswa nduwe padivi ndokubva ndaiswa gumbo pashoulder rake rimwe rakaenda kudivi ndokubva amira nemabvi akaisa mboro mukati ndaidya bamunini Jackie mukaka soo vachindisvira zvinyoro nyoro ndakanzwa vakuda kutunda this time ndakava pinner bamunini vakandifirita ........ndakanzwa kuoma gotsi ..... 3 months later Ndakangonzwa yava mhere mhere .......but apana chandainzwa chiri clear after that ndakaramba ndakazvitinya ndakubuda ndakazosangana namaiguru panze vachirutsa ....after sometime ndakazoti ndakubuda wanei 😱..... ➥𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐤𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐨 𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐰𝐞𝐲𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐌𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐢 𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐲𝐚𝐰𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐳𝐯𝐚𝐫𝐨😭🙏❤‍🩹
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