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June 11, 2025 at 05:57 PM
*Story Story React🌚🌚🌚*
*A Lady walked into a Pet Shop demanding for a Parrot🦜🦜. The owner of the shop says;*
*"We have 2 kinds of Parrots, 🦜🦜one repeats everything you say and the other thinks for itself."*
*The Lady thought for a while and replied;*
*"I think I'll like the one that thinks for itself."😃😃*
*The owner brought out her choice and told her to ask the Parrot some questions;👀👀👀*
*LADY: How do I look?*
*🦜🦜: You look like a Pr0stitutêe🙄*
*LADY: I won't buy it, this Parrot is rúde!😳*
*OWNER: Please Madam just give me a moment....🥺*
*Walked towards the backyard with the Parrot. He dípped the Parrot into a bucket full of water and wärned the Parrot;*
*If you're rúde to the Lady one more time, I will drøwn you in this Bucket"...*🙄🙄🙄
*He came back to the Counter with the Parrot and told the Lady;*
*"Now ask the Parrot anything you wish and I assure you that he will be Polite"🤗🤗🤗*
*LADY: If I come home at night with a man, what will you call this man?🙄🙄🙄*
*🦜🦜: Your húsband!*
*LADY: Good, What if I come home with two men?*
*🦜🦜: Your húsband, and your In-law🤧🤧*
*LADY: Good! Good!, What if I come with 3 men?😮💨😮💨*
*🦜🦜: Your húsband, your In-law, and your brother🤠🤠🤠🤠*
*LADY: Goooooooood!!!! What if I come home with 4 men?!🤧🤧*
*🦜🦜: (looked 🙄🙄back at the owner and said...) "Please just go and drøwn me again, I said it earlier that this woman is a Pr0stîtuťée!!!"🤣??🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙆🙆🙆*
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