PREQUEL LORE 1 this cheese lore is a prequel of before the war. stoopid’s story stoopid was a middle age ham undergoing a mid life crisis. his wife smashed and dashed, his children got fiddled and diddled, and his rectum is extremely oily. his therapist, (a cheese) miss chuckle, told him some wise words… “….skill issue…!” after that, stoopid finally realised: his problem was not his overly oily anus, not his mid life crisis, not his smashndash wife, it was his bad he was at life! he felt enlightened. he thanked miss chuckle, fiddled with his dingaling and decided: he would be the sweatiest big black man the land had ever seen. to start, he employed a diddler for diddy sessions every week. however. you see here, the diddler was a cheese. ham and cheese had never diddled together before…..