
HOUSE OF COMEDY🇿🇼😂✌️♡
June 8, 2025 at 08:38 PM
Ndakatarisa mativi ose ndikaona hapana kana mupurisa pa gate ....ndakanyahwaira ndichinobuda gate re prison ..and started running 💨.. immediately mapurisa maviri akandiona ..vakatanga kundi mhanyisa..
Ndakamhanyira musango raiva pedyo .. thinking they won't 🙈 see me but eish vakandi tevera ..
Ndakazvisimbisa ndega ha ha this tym I won't give up ..ndakamhanya as fast as I can ..but mapurisa aifemera mugotsi mangu..
Ndakacheuka kumashure handina 👀 kuona mapurisa ..semunhu ainge Aneta. Ndakazendama pamuti waive pedyo neni ..then one of the police shouted 🗣️-"ukango mhanya chete ..I will shoot u .."
Handina ku westa nguva ndichaiterera zvemadhodho ini 💩..ndakamhanya zvakare ..ndika kwira durawall repamakuva ndika jambira mukati ..
Nekuchimbidza ndakabvisa hembe dzese dzandaiva ndakapfeka ..ndikasara ndiri musvo .."birthday suit"..ndikagara pa musoro pe guva .."rinda "
Pakasvika mapurisa
Police 🗣️-"hey wamboona munhu apfuura achimhanya ne speed yembwa nhatu ?"
Me 🗣️-"no ndiri muyenzi pano ..ndakavigwa nezuro ..manje mukati umu muri kupisa vanhu vamwari ..so ndati rega ndimbo Buda ndirohwe nemhepo "
😅😅😂😂🤣🤣Hamuna chamakaona imi ..ndaifunga mapurisa ahatye ka ini 🤣
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