When the Kingdom of Ankole is restored, we shall not tolerate weakness, idleness, or the cowardice of refusing to marry. Marriage shall be compulsory like a National ID. No Munyankole man shall live unmarried. No woman shall be free of responsibility to the tribe. Those who refuse to marry shall not be seen as independent, but as traitors to their bloodline. If any man dies unmarried, his name shall be erased. His cattle shall be confiscated by the Kingdom. He shall be buried at 3AM without honor, a man who lived full but left the Kingdom empty. But it will not end there. Everyone at a burial of a bachelor will be required to laugh loudly and play Tiktok videos loudly. Anyone seen mourning a bachelor by weeping over a man who refused the sacred duty of marriage shall immediately be arrested. They shall be publicly humiliated in the most demeaning way: They will be farted upon by the Royal Guard five times.