*"Advice from An Old Farmer"* 🐎Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong 💹Keep skunks and bankers at a distance ♻️Life is simpler when you plow around the stump 🐝A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor 🗣️Words that soak into your ears are whispered… not yelled 😙Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight 🙌🏼Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads 😇Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you 😡It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge 👺You cannot unsay a cruel word 🛣️Every path has a few puddles 🐖When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty 🌴The best sermons are lived, not preached 🥸Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway 😎Don’t judge folks by their relatives 😶Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer 🥰Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time 😉Don ‘t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t bothering you none 💃🏻Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance 🕳️If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’ 🤷🏻‍♂️Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get not 🪞The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’ 🧉Always drink upstream from the herd 👨‍⚖Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment 🐈Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in 🤵🏼‍♂If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around 😇Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God 👴Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you 😌Most times, it just gets down to common sense