Boy: Will you marry me...? Girl: Do you have a house...? Boy: No. Girl: Do you have a Benz...? Boy: No. Girl: How much is your salary...? Boy: No, But... Girl: No, But... You have nothing. How can I marry you? Leave, please. Boy: (Talking to himself) I have 3 businesses, 200 acres of land, A Porsche... why would I need a Benz? A salary??? For what! Dear son, Desperate men act rich to impress girls. High value men act poor to test girls.