Welcome to New India 🇮🇳 ✅ Credit: Modi ji ❌ Accountability: Rahul Gandhi ⚠️ Blame: Nehru ji ⛽ Fuel prices rise? Blame Nehru 📄 Exams leak? Blame Congress 🌉 Bridge falls? Blame Britishers 📸 Bridge for selfies or new logo? Modi ji did it! Full-page ads, hashtags, chest-thumping speeches. 🧏‍♂️ When things go wrong: silence 🎉 When small things go right: massive PR parade Propaganda is strong. Delivery? Not so much. Welcome to the era of Credit to Modi ji, Blame to History.