I came home from work. I was tired. I sat down on the sofa. Put my feet up. My wife brought me a glass of water. My son gave me a sheet of paper: 📜 English Lang. 17% Biology 35% Mathematics 40% Physics 37% Chemistry 42% Economics 12% Agric. Science 19% Religion Knowl. ABS Geography 22% I lost my temper.😡😡 And started shouting: "What is this? All the time on phone and TV. How dare you show me such marks?" My Wife said: "Be patient. Listen..😵 I told her: "Shut up! It's your love and pampering that has spoilt him. He is no good and never serious at all. My Wife said: "Oh! Really?" I said: "No one in our family has performed so badly ever." 🙄😳🙄 My Son said: "Dad, I am sorry. I was cleaning the old cupboard and I found this. This is your old school report card, dated 27th July 1980 sir. 😂🙆😂😂🙆 😂