
TEEJAY🇿🇼 OFFICIAL🇿🇼 (TINASHE MUGABE DNA 🧬🇿🇼) AND SEKURU CHIREMBA🪽 : SKINCARE REMEDIES🌿 & CONFESSIONS🤲🏽
June 11, 2025 at 07:18 AM
https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VaCsPB5GZNCp7laHPI0V
😁 I'm back to make u laugh 😁
1. Family members who visits you and ends up taking your clothes, shoes, spray, lipstick, powder, e.t.c..😄
*
They are not your relatives they are your relathieves.😆😂
??🏼♂️🚶🏼♂️
2. My brother ,If you're looking for a wife material in church, don't go on Sunday, go on midweek services because slay queens don't attend midweek services😊
🚶🏼♂️🚶🏼♂️🚶🏼♂️
3.Your girlfriend smashed your iPhone and so what? She's worth more than that, just hug her and whisper into her ears "what designer of wheelchair do you like?
4. No sound on earth is louder than a cover of pot dropping when you try to steal meat 🍖 🤣😂😂😆😪🙄
5. Somebody should buy me iphone 14 pro or else I will drink coke and dīe😭
6. Finally i just got an Alert of $2million rtgs
How much is that stupid Iphone 15 again??🤔🤔😯😉😉
7. Nothing gives me joy more than seeing my sister among the people sharing Rice in an occasion ☺☺
8. How can i buy chicken for $30 and you expect me not to drink the blood....is your brain paining you 😂😅😄😄
9. Fear girls oo.. I was with one girl's phone then ZB bank send her message "i am at home, come"🙆🙆😺
10. Do you know that you can actually jump from an aeroplane without using parachute?? But only once in your lifetime 😂😂😂
11. The problem with some people is that they will read your jokes and refuse to react and follow …
😂
❤️
👍
🙏
😮
🖕
🥂
🦵
158