
GREAT DYKE NEWS
May 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
*STRANGE BUT TRUE!*
Somewhere in Africa… A pastor attempted to turn water into wine — but ended up serving his congregation nothing more than a watery sermon! 🍷💦
Eyewitnesses say the self-proclaimed “modern-day miracle worker” boldly prayed over a bucket of water during a Sunday service, hoping to recreate Jesus’ first miracle. Sadly, after a dramatic build-up, nothing changed — except the disappointed looks on his followers’ faces!
Locals say they still got “spiritual intoxication”… but it wasn’t from any wine!

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