1. As soon as they notice your relationship is very smooth BOOM they tell your partner what you did in 1944😁😁😁 2. Have you noticed that after scratching your itchy anus, the devil will always whisper, ''now smell your fingers my child''.😂 3. ..You stay awake till 12:00am just to tell someone's girlfriend happy birthday Accurate time ⌚keeper... Weldon Sir! Assistant boyfriend😂😂 4. “I miss you”...”I miss you too” is the anthem for long distance relationship .”I wish you are here” is the chorus😂🤣😂 5. iPhone 18 is out....this one does not play music,the artist comes out and perform it live😂 I move 🚶🚶🚶 6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love." What’s the secret?" Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!😀😀😀 7. When you are single nobody likes you, but once you are in a serious relationship, Boom💥 crushes, witches, admires, wizards, vampires, even ghost appear 🤣🤣🤣 Let me come and be going🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️ 🙄😄 8. Have you noticed that the person you don't love keeps doing the right thing but the one you love behaves like evil spirit.😂😂 9.People are busy cuddling their boo and bae, while me I am here posting jokes in this cold weather.😩 And some want to go without reacting 🙄 and sharing 😓🚶