Unrelated, but this has been bugging me all week… So I’ve been using my 9mobile for data since last week — because, let’s be honest, MTN are professional pickpockets in yellow uniforms. Now here’s the funny (or not-so-funny) part: I’ve not been using MTN for data. I literally switched it off. Yet, since last week, I’ve been getting texts from 312 saying things like: > "You used XYZ MB, remaining 3927MB." Used what? From where? On which app? With which spirit? The SIM has been chilling, no hot spot, no background data, nothing! But somehow, my data is vanishing like a ghost at sunrise. MTN, please, what is this wizardry? At this point, I don’t even think they’re stealing from us anymore — they’re just boldly looting with confidence.