🎧💣 BREAKING NEWS: We’re Hiring Professional Talkers! 💣🎧 📍 Bellandur | Day Shift | Age Limit: 28 (Above that? Bring cake and lie convincingly) 🗣️💸 Tired of talking to your ex for free? Come talk to strangers and GET PAID FOR IT! 💰 *👶 FRESHERS:* ₹18,000 Take Home – Enough to impress your crush with Zomato Gold 🍕 *💪 EXPERIENCED* (Collections only, not relationships): ₹33,000 Take Home – finally, no more asking your cousin for UPI transfers 😎 *🧠 JOB REQUIREMENTS:* ✅ Fluent in Hindi + English (if you say “Hello ji, kya haal hai?” – you're in) ❌ If you speak 5 languages except Hindi, this job is not your destiny 😅 ❌ Tamil, Telugu, Morse code – not today, legend 🙅‍♀️ *📅 THE GRIND:* 6 days working (because we believe in character development) 1 rotational off – time to overthink, Netflix, or cry in peace Day shift only – we like our people awake 🌞 *🎯 Ideal Candidate:* Can convince a sleeping person to wake up and pay EMI Talks faster than a YouTube ad Can say *"Sir payment kar do"* in 45 different tones 😌 📍 Work Location: *Bellandur* – where dreams take flight and buses don’t 😩 🎂 Max Age: 28 – *If you’re 29, say* *"I'm just young at heart"* and run in 🏃‍♂️💨 *📲 Contact: Hendry – 9606993729* 💬 Tag that one friend who talks non-stop in Hindi + English. Let them earn from it! (Why waste a gift, right? 🤯) 🚨APPLY NOW – Before your mom sets up another government exam form for you 📝😂