Police - *Ndipe chi$20 usainda kumaCells* Nurse - *Hunzai $30 ndikupei maPills amanyorerwa ndoziva paari* Army - *Ita R200 ndikupinze nepamusoro peBridge paBorder chaipo* Driver - *Hunza $5 iyoyo uudze Conductor kt driver ndiBamkuru vangu* Conductor - *Ticket harina basa ndokuzivai kuti mabhadhara $7* Gaurd - *Huya neChina kana pane madhiri aunoda ndini ndinenge ndiri paDoor* MP - *CDF iya yakazotadza kuuya saka pachakaipa* Counsellor - *Mouya kumba mozotora mbeu iya makabata mbudzi* Minister - *Sir you can give me $2million ndobva ndapa Company yenyu Tender* Till Operator - *Change yenyu yeUS$0.30 ×100/day ndomwawo drink* Teacher - *Right vese vasati vabhadara ma extra lessons chibudai* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 *saka tiri kuendepi kana zvakadai*