
K.F.C Jokes
June 18, 2025 at 06:37 AM
*Two men dīed the same day and became ghøsts. 👻👻 And this conversation ensued between them…*
*Ghost 1:* *How did you dīe?* 🤔
*Ghost 2:* *I was mistakenly locked up in a freezer. 🥶 At first, I was freezing, then I couldn't breathe, and I dīed.* 😭
*Ghost 1:* *Oh! What a sād way to dīe.* 😢
*Ghost 2:* *Yeah. How did you dīe?*
*Ghost 1:* *I dīed of a heart attack. 💔 I came back from work and saw a man's pair of shoes 👞 at my doorstep. I rushed inside and saw my wife nāked alone on the bed. 😳 I searched everywhere—kitchen, bedrooms, under the bed—but I couldn't find the man! 😡 I just sat on the floor, developed a heart attack, and dīed.* 💀
*Ghost 2:* *Did you check inside the refrigerator?* 🤨
*Ghost 1:* *No.*
*Ghost 2:* *Idiot! 🤦♂️ You should have checked the refrigerator, and both of us would have been alive now!* 🤦♂️😂😂🏃♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️
😂
6