When I remember the things I did when I started dating, I laugh so hard. How can I leave my father's house at midnight running through the bush track just to go and sing for a woman so she can sleep? And after singing for her through the window for her to sleep because you dare not allow the parents to catch you at such odd hours, I'll now run back home with a speed I can't even comprehend till today. That was how I ran to her place one night but unfortunately for me, area dogs pursued me while returning and that was how I climbed a coconut tree and stayed there till they left the scene. Is it the one I went to see her at midnight and returned to see my father clapping for me after I thought he was sleeping while I got different colors of wireless slap? Or the one I placed beans on fire at midnight so we could eat before leaving for school and ran to see this same girl only to return and see burnt beans with a cane on top of the pot kept by my father? You know the beating you receive and not make any sound for others not to know your wrongdoing? Well, You may wonder why it was always night! We both had no time during the day and we couldn't stay apart from each other. I remember the day I ran to her place and hugged her mom from the back thinking it was her because they had the same body type. Brethren, Her mom gave me a bite that made me shout “NEVER AGAIN”. I went through all that for one girl ooh 😫😫😫🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆