🧍‍♂️💬 *THE UGANDAN PATIENT STARTER PACK* 😂 At Kisubi Hospital, we are lucky to have seen all these kinds of lovely patients 🤣🤣 🛏️ Arrives late but says: “I’ve been here since morning!” 📱 Brings 3 aunties, 2 cousins, and a neighbor to the hospital — all asking for updates. 😷 Wears a mask… under the chin - always! 💉 Asks the nurse: “Will it pain?” even after getting 3 injections already. 🩺 Googles their symptoms and tells the doctor: “I think I have cancer or typhoid. Or both.” 💊 Takes meds for 2 days, then says: “I’m fine now” and stops. 🙅‍♂️ Hides from the bill like it’s a COVID test. 🙏 Says “God is in control” when you mention the word “admission.” 😂 Did we forget anything? Tag your favorite patient, sibling, or mum who insists it’s malaria no matter what! If you have ever done any of these, forward to a friend and laugh together into the weekend🤣🤣 *#kisubihospitalcares*