🧘‍♂️ *Bulls in Vrikshasana... Bears in Padmasana!* 📉 _Dip aaye toh ghabrana nahi_ , 📈 _Jump mile toh ud jaana nahi_ . 💡 _Mind stable, risk manageable_ — Tabhi portfolio banega fashionable! 😎💼 🐂 Bull bolta hai: “ *Buy with breath control!* ” 🐻 Bear bolta hai: “ *Sell with soul!* ” 💹 _IPOs ne bhi entry li slow-motion mein_ : "*Bhai, main ab sirf deep-breath listing karunga!*" 🌬️📊 🎯 *Yoga Day ho ya Market Day* — Dono mein sirf wahi jeetta hai jo control mein rehta hai! 🙏 *Stay Invested. Stay Balanced.*