Daily Zimbabwe Shona Jokes and Life Advices🇿🇼

Daily Zimbabwe Shona Jokes and Life Advices🇿🇼

6/12/2025, 5:40:42 AM

https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029Va7rmUcAu3aHg3mZEq3Y Ahab — 1 wife Herod — 1 wife Ananias — 1 wife Pontius Pilate — 1 wife Jeroboam — 1 wife Nebuchadnezzar. — 1 wife Haman — 1 wife Zakayo -- 1wife And they all lost their way and betrayed God. 1. Abraham — 3 wives 2. Jacob — 4 wives 3. David — 4 wives 4. Solomon — 700 wives 5. Rehoboam — 18 wives 6. Abijah — 14 wives 7. Elkanah — 2 wives 8. Lemech — 2 wives And they all found favour in the eyes of the Lord. Whatever you do with this information is none of my business Let me go and tell another group.

Daily Zimbabwe Shona Jokes and Life Advices🇿🇼

6/12/2025, 5:38:30 AM

Unenge wanonoka kusvika kuchurch wowana ma chairs azara wotanga kutenderera uchitsvaka pekugara wobva wanzwa ex girlfriend yako ichishaura song yekuti, Tamushaisa nzvimbo yekugara Satan" 😂 😂😂😂😂😭😭

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6/12/2025, 8:13:10 AM

Ini parufu rwangu vanhukadzi vese havadyi chikafu. Pavakandidya pakakwana hama dzangu😂😂

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6/12/2025, 5:52:35 AM

Ndakambopindirwa nembavha dzikashaya zvekuba vakandisiya vandirova vachiti “Shanda nesimba iwe, ndimi munozepedzesera makuba”

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6/12/2025, 5:33:26 AM

*Ehe tozviziva kut kur kutonhora but plz musadziisire mvura yekugeza mumapoto ekubikira muriwo vamwe baba vauya kubasa vachinhuwa maguru

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6/12/2025, 7:53:20 AM

*Unomudiiko 😎mukomana anorasika kana asvika pana Trabablas😵‍💫😂😹*

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6/12/2025, 8:40:33 AM

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6/12/2025, 8:23:59 AM

*Unenge uchitemba munhu kuti anorova woona akukumbira ruregerero 😭💔*

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6/12/2025, 5:37:51 AM

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6/12/2025, 5:10:53 AM

Me listening to your sad story knowing very well that you want to ask for money and I won't give you