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Gogo vakandishevedza kuti ndidye breakfast 🥐🍳ndakasvika ndikabvunza 🗣️-"varikupi mhamha na baba ?" *Gogo* 🗣️-"vachiri vakarara " Ndakasekerera ndikadya chikafu changu ndikaenda kunotamba Ndakadzoka zvakare kuzodya chikafu chemasikati ndikabvunza gogo futi 🗣️-"were is mom and dad ?" *Gogo 🗣️* -"vachiri vakarara muzukuru ?" Ndakaseka zvekare nemufaro 🤞,ate my launch ndikaenda kunotamba.. Ndakadzoka for dinner 🍽️ .. *Me 🗣️* -"gogo varipi mhamha ma daddy ?" *Gogo 🗣️* -"still in bed 🛌" Ndakabva ndabvaruka nekuseka manje 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 *Gogo vakabvunza* 🗣️-"ko urkusekei nhai Chamboko chii chirikuitika ?,pese pauri kundibvunza ndiri kukuudza kuti vachiri vakarara ..uri kuseka ...urikusekei ?" *Me 🗣️* -"last night Kuma 9 baba vakauya ku room kwangu vachida Vaseline 😂😂 ,ndikavapa super glue *"chiwororo chebhutsu"* 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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*Makadii vanhu vaShe. Ndiri murume ane 24 years ndine mukadzi wangu ane 58 years.* *Dambudziko rangu nderekuti vana vemukadzi uyu havandiremekedziwo saBaba vavo pamba especially mkomana mukuru ane 40 years haatodi kana kunditi baba asi ini ndotovapa rudo sevana vangu.* *Ndoitasei veduwee ndibatsirei ndatambudzika mhuri yangu ndoida. Nezuro ndakatuma umwe wacho mudiki ane 36 yrs kuti enda unonditengera doro kumashops akanditi enda iwewe ndiwe mudiki.* *Ndodii vanhu vaMwari kuti mhuri yangu inditeerere* 😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌

*Nhaimi mapegs amunorumisa mabhurugwa enyu mapedza kuwacha ndiwo futi amunorumisa lacto inenge yasara muchiisa mufridge 🙄🤗hezvoo*☺😑🤨 *Follow for.jokes👇🇿🇼:* https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VadOGpJEVccPbDVXlX3t

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*Umwe akatomirira kuti December Christmas isvike aende kumusha kwavo kwaanenge akanaka ega*😀😀

*Parufu chikafu chashomeka. Mutauri ndokuti " hama dzadiwa chikafu chedu chapera saka vachadya ihama dzapedyo" umwe mudhara ndokusimuka ndokuti " Ini ndiri umwe wevachadya sezvo ndakashanda nemufi kwe 14 years pasina kana kutukana" umwe ndokudhonzera mudhara pasi zvikanzi, "Iwe, mufi anga ane 2yrs". 😂😂😂😂😂* 🤣 🤣 🤣

https://chat.whatsapp.com/Kg49un2OFKr5UUciC1hvqa `🌟If uri kuenda kubasa or wakagara kumba, apana chinokumisa kuita side hustle. If uchida kuglower kunaka kuve beautiful apana chinokumisa. KuAmity kune maproduct akasiyana anokwanisa kukupa basic/ networking salary plus mari yako yema sales aunenge waita. Kunezve maproducts anokuita kt unake samare. Kan uchida kutengesa, Maproducts edu unokwanisa kumatengesa kubasa or uri kumba anokupa double profit. Our products are not limited to perfumes, roll-ons, foot sprays, showergels, tumeric products etc. If mune mubvunzo join the group for presentations and ask maAdmins maquestion amunao` `🔥🔥🔥It's not too late to start -Vanhu vari kunaka, varikuvaka dzimba, kutenga mota ,kuendesa vana kuma University kuburikidza ne mukana iwoyu` *🔮Mukana wekuglower or kutsvaga mari neAmity ndiwowu - University yekuramba nhamo* *✅Vanoda zvekutengesa unokwanisa kutanga neyaunayo wohodha zvinhu zvako zvotumirwa* *Zvinhu zvinosvika kwamuri ikoko if you are around Zimbabwe🇿🇼* *SA🇿🇦,Botswana🇧🇼, Zambia🇿🇲 , Mozambique 🇲🇿 and Namibia 🇳🇦 inosvika*

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"Kuenda kuchurch kune vanhu hobho hakusi kunamata,chero tiri 2 kudai tinotokomborerwa"😂