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5/23/2025, 1:34:40 AM

A man🧔 and his wife👩 quarrelled. After the fight, the wife🧒 went into the bedroom. A few minutes later, the husband🧔 also trooped into the bedroom only to find the wife busy packing her suitcase!🧳 He asked "You are packing! Where are you going?" She answered "To my mother" The man paused for a while and also got his big brown pure leather suitcase🧳 & started packing his clothes. The angry wife stared🥺 at him and said "You are packing! Where are you going?" He replied "Oh yeah! I"m going to my mother!" The wife replied, "To your mother???!! And what about the 6 children?! Who is going to look after them?"🙄 The man replied, "You are going to your mother! I'm going to my mother. The 6 children should also go to their mother!!🤣🤣🤣 Equation balanced.😄 . please can someone gift me a Star 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 please 🙏

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5/22/2025, 2:24:04 AM

SUPER ✅ JOKES 😂🤣🤣🤣 1.Say I No Dey Eat For Person House Is Not When i Visit a friend that Cooked Fried Rice With Turkey..My Broda Hunger Na Bastard😆😅😅😅😅😆 . 2. Imagine Person Wey Tell Me Say Love Nah Scam Dey Don Wed last week last Saturday what a wicked world🙆🙆🤨🤨🤨 . 3. I'll advice my fellow young men to hustle, make them nor tell you say ' take bike come join us for the party this motor no fit enter us.😆😅😅😅😅😆 . 4. Two Weeks into a relationship, you have taken all your clothes to his house. Sister, is he a Tailor?😆😅😅😅😅😆 . 5. When guys get jealous, it's actually kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World war lll is about to start!😆😅😅😅😅😆 . 6. You will Seeenshot an attire on Instagram that might cost 90K to sew, and you will be looking for innocent tailors in your street to sew exactly that style with 2,500 Looking for tailors to end their Careers ...... Wicked Soul s😆😅😅😅😅😆 . 7. It is only in Nigeria that you will hear "Madam pls, How Much Is that Hundred Naira Bread" this country Sef E no dey hard dey add price my brother ask oo😆😅😅😅😅😆 . 8. Some guys will be shouting I can't marry a woman that can't cook.... my guy do you even have money for foodstuffs *🤨😆😅😅😅😅😆 . 9. As a Naija Kid When Ur Dad Asked you " This Thing Your Mother Is Saying About You Is it true?? Even if you want to Lie My Brother I Said Retreat!! U hear Me? I Said Retreat!!!! Na trap..oo😆😅😅😅😅😆 . 10. Naija Mom Will beat u Mercilessly and later finds out that u are not the oe that break the bottle,they will never ever Apologize" they will be lyk Okikiola Don't tell me that you are still shading this tears because of this small thing I beat u...oya take this money and buy the biscuits you asked me last Month😆😅😅😅😅😆 . 11. A guy was in taxi and his phone rang, it was his wife calling and he wanted to show off so he decided to put his phone on loud speaker and answer Him: sweetheart missing me already baby? Wife: foolish man why did you drink the kid's tea😆😅😅😅😅😆 . 12. We had a little misunderstanding I refused to eat hoping that she will beg me, but instead she ate all the food ,washed the pot and even went to sleep🙆🙆😞😞😞😭😭 . 13 I don't give a fvck my brother you even have one to give😇🤒🤷 Please follow me for more ♥️ Follow the Esᴄᴀᴘᴀᴅᴇs STORIES 🌻😍🥰✨💫🔥 channel on WhatsApp: https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VaaLgdHKLaHlFUBVM31Z

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5/23/2025, 1:36:02 AM

In in a worn but lively student lodge nicknamed “The Brotherhood,” lived eight final-year students of a Nigerian university. They were bonded by youth, mischief, and a dark oath taken two years ago in the flush of reckless second-year freedom. The pact was simple. Cruel. Animalistic. “Any girl who steps into this lodge that is not a blood sister , we bmust count her census.” To them, "counting her census" meant she had to pass through all eight of them—sexually. No exceptions. No attachments. No remorse. The thrill was the unity, the secrecy, and the power. Over time, they lost count of the girls—some consenting, others manipulated, and some just naïve. None of them ever brought a serious girlfriend home. They all feared karma too much. Except Chuka. Chuka, 24, calm and focused, had long kept his heart locked—until he met Ifunanya in his third year. She was soft-spoken, deeply spiritual, and full of dreams that didn’t involve being someone’s casualty. It took Chuka a full year and a half to win her trust. He never pressured her. He listened, laughed, and waited. And when she finally said yes, it wasn’t just a victory—it was redemption. For the first time in years, Chuka felt human again. So, he told the Brotherhood about her, proudly. He thought they would understand. He thought they’d matured like he had. They laughed and toasted to his “achievement.” But behind those smirks was hunger. The Day of Reckoning came. Ifunanya came in the afternoon, carrying a soft smile and fried plantain in her bag. Chuka welcomed her like a king. He had cleaned the room, bought shawarma, and made sure his playlist was perfect. The conversations were electric. And eventually, so was the intimacy. She gave him her body not out of pressure, but out of deep, unguarded trust. She gave him her flower—her virginity. But then came the knock. Three loud knocks. Chuka stood up. Shirtless, confused, slightly annoyed. He opened the door… and there they were. The Brotherhood. Bare-chested. In pants. Faces stern. “Guy, shift,” one of them said. “What?” “You don chop. Time to count census.” Chuka’s heart sunk. “Guys, abeg…” They didn’t listen. They reminded him of Sandra. Of Joy. Of Becky. Of that girl from Delta who cried the next morning. They reminded him of his laughter as he waited his turn, or cheered them on. And so Chuka stepped aside. Silent. Broken. He heard her scream. He heard her cry. He heard her voice slowly fade. And then, nothing. Hours later, the room was a crime scene. Not of blood, but of betrayal, shame, and lost innocence. Ifunanya lay unconscious, but alive. Chuka couldn’t sleep. Couldn’t breathe. He took a pen. He wrote her a letter. > “Ifunanya, I wish sorry was enough. But it’s not. I failed you. I let the monsters I once danced with take the only light that ever reached me. You didn’t deserve this. I want to stand with you, even though I don’t deserve to. I won’t run. I’ll face whatever consequence you wish upon me. I was once them. I am now shattered. Whatever becomes of me, let the world hear your story, not mine.” Now, be the judge. If you were Chuka, would you go to the police and expose them, even if it meant implicating yourself? Would you protect her identity and vanish into oblivion? Would you stand before a court and beg for her forgiveness publicly? Would you dare speak to her again? Or would you hang your head in shame and accept that sometimes, even love can't cleanse the rot you helped plant? Be the judge. PLEASE FOLLOW for more

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5/23/2025, 1:35:17 AM

1.. No sèx style position makes a man faithful, my sister don't destroy your kidney 🥴🤣🤣 💚❤️ 2) Last night I did something terrible to mosquitoes they will never forget. I opened the windows and let them all inside then I closed the windows and slept outside… It's called confusing the enemy. You can try it tonight…😋🤣🤣 . 3) Are you feeling weak, dizzy or like vomiting? Don't worry my sister, the seed is germinating slowly😬😋🤷🏿‍♂️ . 4) If you are a lady and nothing shakes on your body when you are brushing your teeth. Weldone bro!🥴😹😹 . 5) Imagine putting a love portion in your boyfriend's food and the Rats eat the food and start following you to ur parents house..🚶🚶🐀🐁😬 . 6) A real man will help you without asking for sèx but that doesn't mean you shouldn't know what to do😹😹🥴 . 7) People that turn old stew to Jollof rice can never forget the past😬🙄😹😹 . 8) You may be posting just for fun but someone out there is looking at your posts like "I CAN'T DATE OR MARRY THIS TYPE OF PERSON"😆😃😃 . 9) Why is it dat d noisy slay queens neva get pregnant carelessly but it’s always de quiet church gals?🥺🤦 . 10) Have you ever noticed that cleaners in hospitals behave like they're also nurses🥴😹😹 . 11) A wife asks her husband if he is planning to do anything for their wedding anniversary. The husband looks at her and says, *“WHERE WE ARE FROM,* *WE DON’T CELEBRATE MISTAKES. “😂😬😬 . 12) When you don't have money, any little challenge life throws at you, will automatically look like a demonic attack to you.🥴😹😹 . 13) U are testing her if she’s after ur MONEY, she’s also testing you if you are a STINGY man. Voraciously!! Satan is controlling the both of u😹😂😂 . 14) I have 23 years experience in pulling ladies panties, I've never seen a green panty BROTHER HAVE YOU SEEN??🥴😹😹 . 15) When native doctor doesn't know solution to your problem he will ask you to go and bring a virgin from lagos🥴🙆🏾‍♂️😂😂 .

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5/21/2025, 11:33:20 PM

Some of us are not calm because we're cowards. We keep calm because we have seen our crazy side before and decided that we would never let anyone make us lose our peace like that again. We're not afraid. We're at peace. We have our limits and boundaries, but we don't let anyone take us out of character. We'll calmly put you in your place. If you're incompatible with our peace, you're too expensive to keep.

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5/23/2025, 1:35:40 AM

I visited my boyfriend's house and was asked to feel at home. I laid on the bed to rest,it was dark in the room. And as I was rolling around,my hand mistakenly touched a very fancy belt. I looked and no one was watching ,so I quickly grabbed it as fast as I could and tossed it inside my bag. No one was in the room,so I could easily walk away without anyone finding out what I had done. Once I was satisfied with spending quality time with my boyfriend,it was time for me to go home. We boarded a bus that would take us to the shopping mall and during this short trip,I decided to confess my act to him. I pretended like I was crying which brought her attention to me. "Sweetheart,I did something wrong and really want you to forgive me."I said to him. "While I was resting in your room,I saw this beautiful shiny belt on the bed. I knew you wouldn't want me to take the belt which's why I hid it in my bag without telling you about it. I know you will be angry with me." I said as I sobbed heavily. "What are you talking about? I don't have any shiny belt,infact I didn't leave any belt on the bed."my boyfriend replied. At this point,an argument broke out as he kept denying having any belt that's shiny like I had described. My boyfriend is a soldier and he is very strong and fast. "Since you don't believe me,let me show you the belt, You think I am joking or what? "Let me show you the belt." As soon as I opened my bag,a snake jumped out of the bag landing on the driver's body. Driver was the first to jump out of the bus,infact he was running away with the steering clinging to his hands. Since the driver and also the steering was no more,the bus was just driving on its own. It would turn right and then left and then right again while moving at a very high speed. So the fat driver was gone with the steering of the bus, My boyfriend was the second person that jumped out of the bus. While the snake was crawling in the bus,everyone was shouting and screaming,but my boyfriend would end up removing his army uniform before jumping off. He used to tell me that he would take a bullet for me,but when it was time to prove it,guy man disappeared. Even though the steering of the bus was no more,the bus still did not stop. It continued to drive on it's own while we screamed and jumped around inside the bus. The belt I thought I had seen in my boyfriend's room was rather a snake, but because it was dark in the room,I could not see it clearly. The police who were on the road wanted to stop us,but when they noticed that the bus had no driver and even a steering,they all ran for their lives. Finally, the bus entered inside a compound where they were doing wedding and because of how unstable and rough it was moving,all the guests in the compound began to run for their lives too. The husband even forgot his newly wedded wife all in the name of running for his dear life. He had no idea that the snake had entered his pocket while he was busy running for his life. So as he tried to hide in a geepee tank, blue in colour,he began to hear some kind of hissing sound in his pocket. He was hunched inside the rubber tank waiting for things to calm down,but as the hissing sound continued,he now Put his hand inside his pocket, "Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyhyhhhhhh!"He screamed as he jumped out of the geepee tank and began running towards us at full speed. At this point,the whole place was already messed up. The chairs were scattered and many guests had already ran to their homes for safety. Some of them left on foot because there was no time to enter their cars. But then my phone began to ring and when I picked the call,it was my boyfriend's best friend,Jackass. Jackass was laughing on the phone and when I asked him why he was laughing,he told me he was the one that put the snake there. He wanted to prank me since I always claimed that I was strong and was never afraid of anything. So he had to buy a rubber snake and he hid it on the bed knowing fully well that I would definitely sleep on that bed in the night. He was talking and laughing at the same time while I was busy looking for the best way to insult him on the phone. So,it's because of rubber snake that a full grown married man, fat and huge had to abandon his bus and jump through the window. An innocent marriage had to end because of the same rubber snake. They did not even say,"you may kiss your bride." My boyfriend abandoned me in a bus with no steering all in an attempt to save his own life. A husband went and hid inside a geepee tank all because of this same rubber snake, And all Jackass could say was that,he was pranking me? Let me reach home first,I don't have anything to say for now. Nobody should try to beg me not to teach that boy a lesson, You all should just leave me to handle this case okay?

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5/24/2025, 2:26:17 AM

I have a very embarrassing confession to make… I seriously have no sense of direction. Like, zero… I can pass the same route 50 times and still be asking, “Is it left or right again?” Yesterday, I went to visit my sister at Asaba. When I got to her junction, she came to pick me up and we went home together. After chilling for a bit, she asked me to go fill gas at the junction. I told her, “Ma’am, I may not recognize your house again oh.” She laughed and promised to escort me so I could know the road back. Ladies and gentlemen, guess who still lost her way coming back? Me. I. Winnie. Lost. I had to call her on the phone and she came to rescue me like one missing child. As if that wasn’t enough embarrassment for one day… Evening came. We went out together again. On our way back, she branched off to pick something and left me to find my way home by myself — because surely I should know it by now, right? Wrong. I majestically entered another person’s compound with full confidence. The funny part? The man I met was actually the landlord of her house! When I started describing her, he just shook his head and said, “Follow me.” That’s how this grown woman got escorted home again like a toddler. Please nobody should talk to me. I’m already ashamed of myself😔

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5/23/2025, 1:36:14 AM

●A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Primary 3. The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Primary 4. I am smarter than my sister and she's in Primary 4". The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Primary 4. Principal: What is 3+3? Boy: 6. Principal: 6+6. Boy: 12. The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Primary 4 immediately. The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed. Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2? Boy: Legs. Madam: What is in your trousers that I don't have? Boy: Pockets. Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut. Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky? *The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge. Boy: Bubble gum. Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. Boy: Tent. *The principal was looking restless* Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?. Boy: Wedding ring. Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good? Boy: Nose. Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver. Boy: Arrow. Principal: O MY GOD. Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand? Boy: Fork. Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage? Boy: Surname. Principal: Chinekeme!!. Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love? Boy: Heart. Principal: Eeeeeh!!.. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, "Send this BLOODY boy to the university... Even I myself got all the answers wrong!" Of course, I know most of you had different answers. However, the boy was smarter🙆🏾‍♂️😬😬😬

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5/21/2025, 11:33:20 PM

"𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐎𝐠𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐲" Long ago, in the lively village of Ayanfe, where the goats spoke more sense than some elders, there lived a young man named Ogbonna. Now, Ogbonna was famous for two things: eating roasted corn faster than a chicken swallows grains, and stubbornness stronger than a donkey carrying yams uphill. One sunny afternoon, Ogbonna discovered a magic rectangular shrine in the chief's palace — the elders called it "The Talking Box" (others just called it a smartphone, but elders like drama). On its screen were three mighty charms: Follow, Like, and Share buttons, shining like new tubers of yam after harvest. A village announcer spirit (who sounded suspiciously like Aunty Ngozi from across the street) came out of the box and cried, "Good people! Tap the buttons! Follow! Like! Share! It won't bite you ooo!" But Ogbonna, with his world-famous stubbornness, crossed his arms and said, "Ehn? What if it bites my finger? What if it curses my ancestors? What if it asks me to marry it?! I don't trust buttons that smile too much!" The whole village gathered around, whispering. "Tap it now!" "It’s just a button! " "Even Mama Nkechi's goat accidentally liked a post last week and nothing happened!" Still, Ogbonna refused. So, the Talking Box spirit grew tired. She called upon the Great Mosquito Army of the village. That night, as Ogbonna snored like a *broken* drum, the mosquitoes came out. Not normal mosquitoes o! These ones wore small sunglasses and carried tiny drums and vuvuzelas. They beat him like festival drums. "POM! PAM! PIM! WAKA-WAKA-WAKA!" They sang: "Tap the button, Ogbonna! Tap the button!" "It won't bite you, but WE will!" By morning, Ogbonna looked like a pepper soup ingredient — swollen everywhere. In tears, he ran back to the Talking Box, dramatically tapped Follow, Like, and Share, then fainted like a Nollywood character. When he woke up, the Talking Box spirit smiled sweetly and said, "See? You didn't die. You didn't marry a demon. You just helped someone grow." From that day, the whole village learned: When you see Follow, Like, and Share... don't wait for mosquitoes to teach you. Just tap it! It won't bite you — but something else might! And that's how Ogbonna became the first Influencer of Ayanfe Village. Moral of the story: Tap follow. Don't be Ogbonna. React it doesn't bite if you do” don’t be Ogbona. You are really missing interesting stories just for one reason; you are not following my page. You now know it doesn’t bite follow Escapades Stories to receive notifications.

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5/21/2025, 11:33:19 PM

Someone found success at 22 and felt lost by 28. Someone else wandered through their 30s and found purpose at 40. Someone got married young and someone waited half a lifetime and found love that felt like home. Someone seemed ahead of everyone, until they realised they weren’t happy. Someone rebuilt from nothing and finally felt free. Some people heal fast but carry unspoken wounds. Others take their time and never have to reopen that chapter again. It’s not about how fast you get there. It’s about how true it feels when you do. There is no right time. No perfect path. You’re not early. You’re not late. You’re just on your way and that’s more than enough 🫶