1.. No sèx style position makes a man faithful, my sister don't destroy your kidney 🥴🤣🤣 💚❤️ 2) Last night I did something terrible to mosquitoes they will never forget. I opened the windows and let them all inside then I closed the windows and slept outside… It's called confusing the enemy. You can try it tonight…😋🤣🤣 . 3) Are you feeling weak, dizzy or like vomiting? Don't worry my sister, the seed is germinating slowly😬😋🤷🏿‍♂️ . 4) If you are a lady and nothing shakes on your body when you are brushing your teeth. Weldone bro!🥴😹😹 . 5) Imagine putting a love portion in your boyfriend's food and the Rats eat the food and start following you to ur parents house..🚶🚶🐀🐁😬 . 6) A real man will help you without asking for sèx but that doesn't mean you shouldn't know what to do😹😹🥴 . 7) People that turn old stew to Jollof rice can never forget the past😬🙄😹😹 . 8) You may be posting just for fun but someone out there is looking at your posts like "I CAN'T DATE OR MARRY THIS TYPE OF PERSON"😆😃😃 . 9) Why is it dat d noisy slay queens neva get pregnant carelessly but it’s always de quiet church gals?🥺🤦 . 10) Have you ever noticed that cleaners in hospitals behave like they're also nurses🥴😹😹 . 11) A wife asks her husband if he is planning to do anything for their wedding anniversary. The husband looks at her and says, *“WHERE WE ARE FROM,* *WE DON’T CELEBRATE MISTAKES. “😂😬😬 . 12) When you don't have money, any little challenge life throws at you, will automatically look like a demonic attack to you.🥴😹😹 . 13) U are testing her if she’s after ur MONEY, she’s also testing you if you are a STINGY man. Voraciously!! Satan is controlling the both of u😹😂😂 . 14) I have 23 years experience in pulling ladies panties, I've never seen a green panty BROTHER HAVE YOU SEEN??🥴😹😹 . 15) When native doctor doesn't know solution to your problem he will ask you to go and bring a virgin from lagos🥴🙆🏾‍♂️😂😂 .