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February 12, 2025 at 07:00 PM
*Mukuwasha Nhubu🔞* https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VafqcvE1NCrdkITXA23A Sekuziva kwenyu kti muna October ndomwedzi unopedzeserwa kunorohwa makuva ska takawirirana kuti last Friday ya october taizoyenda kumusha kunorowa makuva asekuru naambuya. So murume wangu akaenda iri Friday nema sisters ake because vaida kufano vakirira makuva vanhu vasati vaungana. Ini nenyaya yekubasa kwangu handina kukwanisa kuyenda navo ndakati ndotevera Sunday na Baba Tanaka vanova murume watete sister yemurume vangu avo vanozivikanwa kunzi Tau.. ummmm ivo'wo mukuwasha panebasa. Chero ku magrup unoona vachingozviti Tau.. tsveee kutiwo baba nhanha... So taifanirwa kuzoyenda tiri 3 neimwe sister yemurume wangu yakatadzawo kuyenda paakaenda vamwe nenyaya yebasa. So Saturday yakasvika makuseni Baba Tanaka vaifanirwa kuuya vachitora Tete vozouya vachinditorawo topinda muroad takananga kumusha kugokwe ini ndaive ndakangokusvika ka1 chete pa 5 years dzandaroorwa nemurume wangu. Ndakashamisika kuona ba Tanaka vachisvika pamba vari Vega mumota mavo ndikati ko Tete varipi zvikanzi vati havachaendi kubasa kwavo vanyimwa off. Ndikati ok ndichiisa zvinhu zvangu kumashure ini ndokupinda kunogara zvangu mberi ikoko pane pandichasvika gokwe ndiri kumashure here iyo mother sit isina munhu bodozve. Baba Tanaka vaifamba neka honda fit hanzi Ka old shape kudii dii ini zvemota andizvinzwisise ini asi ndekaya kanoita zvekuchinjiwa magiya nechi stvimbo mheno kti ndiyo manual yacho hre andizive kwedu kumba akuna Mota andizvizive izvi .. Mota yakarohwa takapinda mutwn chibva pedu pabudiriro apa ba Tanaka vakapinda mu chicken inn ndokutenga 2 ma box aiva nenyama 3 mukati nema drinks acho 2 pamunhu ko ndaizvizivirepi hangu nhai ndakafara zvisingaite ndikati ndokuti murume uku mhani,,dai asiri mukuwasha uyu ndaimutenda chte.. anyway Mota yakarohwa nyaya dzichistva tichirova zvedu chikafu chedu radio ichirira takataura nyaya dzese apana dzakasara kubva kune dzekuma ku basa kwavo zvese kani apana yakasara . Takazoona vanhu vaimisa Mota vachida transport ndikati ko mukatakura zvenyu vanhu Ava motowana Mari ye petrol zvikanzi kana muchiida regai vapinde motora zvenyu mozowanawo ye airtime ummmm gyz ndakanzwa kufara ndakamboda kuvapa kiss nekufarisa asi ndakashaya pekutangira. Vakamira paiva nevanhu 5 vaida kubva mu Norton kuyenda mu kwekwe mongozivawo Ka honda fit kanopinda vanhu 4 kumashure ska wechi 5 akauya mberi vaiva Mai vechikuru ska ndakanzi isai rimwe gumbo kuseri kuno kti tikwane gyz neka skirt kanga ndakapfeka nepa ndakagariswa pacho apa ndaisa chistvimbo chiya pakati pemakumbo ummm ndakawona mukuwasha akaramba akati ndeee kutarisa chidya changu so ndakatanga ndichivhara nemawoko asi zvakashaya basa . Ko ini ndiri munhu akati rebei akasimba not stereki mukedha zvekuti ukawona chidya changu sooo haa Fanta chaiyo zvekuti ndakawona kti ndavhiringa mukuwasha apa akati atanga kuchinja zvake magiya mwana wemunhu Amana chinhu Chinonzi nyere hachina kukwana pakangopinzwa ruwoko ruchiguma mukati mezvidya zvangu sooo ummmm amheno zvakaita muviri wangu kuita kakuvhunduka so ndakabva ndamerera ipapo ipapo kuita tumapundu tuya se rush ruwoko rwa Baba Tanaka ruri soft zvekuti vakakugumha ropa roto mhanya mhanya chte asiyana neevarume vedu mabhiridha Aya. Gyz mukuwasha anga asisabvise ruwoko pachistvimbo paya aitomeka sure kti pese paachinja giya aitogumha beche rangu ndaiita kakuvhunduka so zvainaka gyz ndakangoti dai vanhu Ava vakasadzika mhani Pano pakunaka apa. Kutaura chokwadi kubva mu Norton kusvika mu kwekwe apana kna chandaka taura ndanga ndati ziii beche rangu raiita kuti vhu vhu vhu vhu kuzoti paairigumha ummmm ndakanyatsoonzwa kti apa ndatotesa brugwa. Ivo havana kumira vakaramba vachidaro kusvika vakupurizira zvidya zvangu ko apana aizviwonaka ndanga ndagadzika Ka bag kangu pamakumbo Ndakapuruzirwa muzvidya zvangu nemukuwasha achiguma beche rangu so gyz ndakamboda kuti tidziikise vanhu tovapa Mari dzavo ini ndanga ndakuda Mboro kutaura chokwadi asi ndakashaya pekutangira ndakazongo dropa bag rangu sekunge ndarara kuti ndiwane kuchemerera ko ndanga ndakunakirwa zvekupenga. Ndaichemerera pasi pasi ko mairira radio apana aimbonzwa ummmmmm ummmmmm shiiiiiiii shiiii Taau tauu ndakazonzwa bamukuru vakudhonzera Ka brugwa kangu pa side ndokuti chigumwe mubeche gyz ndakavhunduka zvekuti Ivo vakabvisa ruwoko rwavo mu brugwa mangu nekukasira ndakazongonyepra kunge ndanga ndarara ndakabvunza kti taakupii zvikanzi tikutopinda mu kwekwe Takadzikisa vanhu vaya ini ndokuyenda zvangu Ku toilet ndakadzoka Mota yatozara vamwe apa pane imwe Mai yagara panga ndiri paya haaa ndakaidzikisa ini aaaa imi beche rangu raivhita vhita raitoda kubatwa ndakadzokera kunogara paya vanhu vaya hanzi vaiyenda panonzi pa (Hovano secondary school) ba Tanaka vakadzoka zvakare mu brugwa mangu this time vakananga straight kunoisa brugwa rangu pa side ndokutanga kudhonza matinji angu zviri soft sooo ummmmm ndakaita rombe nenyere gyz haaa kune vanhu vanogona kubata beche kwete zvekungo dhonziwa dhonziwa vaiti vakapuruzira Ka beans kangu sooo ndaiita kushadabura ndichivhura makumbo so zvekuti mune vanhu amheno ini ndainakirwa ini . Takasiya vanhu vaya ndokusara zvedu tiri 2 ini andina kubva pangu ipapo ndakaramba ndakagara ipapo ko painakazve ndakachitanga kuchemerera manje ndakawona pamberi pa Baba Tanaka panechinhu chaisimudza trouse so chichiita kufema so ndikaziva kti chachaya pano iyo imboro chete iyo yatomira ende mboro ndoyandakutoda manje izvezvi zvekuti mukuwasha kudhara uko handina ukama Naye uyu beche ndotomupa chte nhasi Tau. Takasvika mu Gokwe centre akawedzera petrol yake taikasimudzira manje uko kwanga kwakusango manje haaa ndanga kakunyatsobatwa brugwa ndakatozoribvisa ko kwanga kwadokaka ko muroad macho maimhanywa sei achifamba akabata beche road yese. Mumoyo mangu ndanga ndakubatikana kuti asi vakuda tisvike vachingondibata kudai vasina kundisvira hre haaa hakuna zvakadaro ndotovatanga inini chte Ava, , Takasvika panetumwe tuma shop so Mota ikamiswa munhu akadzika akananga kushop kuya ndofunga ainostvaga ma condom chete ikoko akawanda. Ndasimudza skirt ini ndakutotambisa zvangu beche rangu haaaa ini nyere yanga ndava nayo kana kumurepa ndaitomurepa chte paakasvika ndobva ndavhara zvangu asi ndakawona mboro yakaita kudhinda pa mberi apa so ummm mboro iyoyo yairatidza kuva hombe chte coz yanga yakaita kuzvimbisa pamberi pese apa. https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VafqcvE1NCrdkITXA23A Haa ndakafunga kupabata ini vakasokasira zvavo kugara ndokusimudza Mota Avana kufamba kuyenda Kure ndakawona munhu apaka paside ndokutanga kurarisa ma sit rangu kusvika ndanyatsorara chaiko ndawona munhu akubvisa trouse ummmmm pavakasara neka boxer ndakaita kuwona mboro yakadhinda ichiyenda nekuside so ichigwinha gwinha kunge ikufema so ndakawona munhu akutobvisa fti Ka boxer dakaita zveku muka kuti ndichatoona yakaita kti rapu kubuda muka boxer muya wanike yowe yowe mboro ina Baba Tanaka ndakaitwa ye black ine tsinga muviri wese haina nguva yekumira kuti twiii soo inenge ichingogwinha gwinha so andina kumirira kuudza ndakabva ndaibata ummm yaiita kuzadza ruwoko rwangu so yaiita kunakidza kuibinyora so wakambotanga kuchemerera uriiwe ukubonyora munhu ndozvandaiita ipapo beche rangu raiita kuteedzera kuibonyora kwandaiita richiita kti vhu vhu vhu sooo ndaingoti ummmmmmm this is nice ndakadzikisa ruwoko rwangu kubeche ndokutanga kubata kabeans zvangu. Ndichichemerera aaaaaah ummmmm nice ndosaka Mai Tanaka vachigara vachirwadziwa nemusana nhai mboro yakakurisa imi havana chavakadaira Baba Tanaka. Ndakazoona ndoradzikwa shasha yakananga kubeche nemuromo gyz ndanga ndisati ndakambozviitwa hiiiiii chemusi uyu andife ndakachi kanganwa hangu ndakanopinzwa rurimi mubeche ,, mhere yandakaridza ipapoka kti Aaaaaaaaaaa what's the fuuuuuck shiiiiiiiiiit ndakadaro ndichivabata musoro ndichivapushira uko kwete kuti ndaisada bt ndaisakwanisa kuzvi controler ndaigona kna kufenda. Vakaita nharo ndokudzoka kusvika kunoti rurimi rwese mukati apa vachiisa chigumwe Ku SIM 2 uku iiiiiiiiiiiiiii fuuuuuck meeeee woooooooooooow ndakadaro ndichitunda Ku face kwawo zvandaisaziva kuita kti tsaaaaaaaa tsaaaaa ndichigwina ndichigomera so ndakawomesa muwiri wese ndakavatsimbirira musoro pabeche ipapo pandakapedza kutunda ndakamuka ndikati nhasi ndotomboidyawo chte mboro iyoyo vanombodya ndovakadiii .... Ndakabata zimboro ria ndokuriti mukanwa raiita kuzadza muromo wangu kti paaaa sooo ndakatanga kuridya zvineka faster so ndakanzwa murume akugomera sooo ipapo Mboro mamiriro ayanga yaita ukawona ikapotsa beche ikabaya paside unokuvara yanga yasimba tsinga dzanyatsobuda kuti Tara tara so ipapo pandaidya vaitambisa Ka beans kangu zvri soft soooo ummmmm ndakanakirwa zvangu nemukuwasha mumota umu haa mukuwasha nhubu shuwa.. Ndakazorariswa ndokuuya zimboro ria pamuromo webeche ipapo kuti ndiiii kuita serinoda kupinzwa so rakangoisa musoro chte ndobva atanga hake kuita seanokoira iriipapo achitambisa Ka beans nemusoro wemboro uyu sooka iiiiiiiiimi aaaaaaauuuu fuuuuuck achipinza kani eeeeeesh nhasi zvangu ummmmmmmm ndakanzwa akuita achiipinza mbichana mbichana achikoira kudaro ummmm beche rangu raitovhunduka mboro iyoyo yanga yakakura igoti mamiriro acho iriye black tajaira dzedu dzomira dzakaneta neta so ... Ndakarohwa slow slow kwekanguva ndichimbotereera kwese kwayenda nako mboro iyoyo ummm akazowedzera speed sooo eeeeeiish ndakanzwa parere moyo mboro yainaka zvandisati ndakambonzwa pasi rino muridzi wayo anoziva kunonzi kusvira mukadzi ndakatanga kuchemerera iye achigomerawo soo panga pakurohwa iya inonzi harder kamota kaiita sekachafamba soo kti Kwa Kwa Kwa Kwa Kwa zvineka faster so ummm taichemerera zvaiyenderana so takatarisana mumaziso murume akaita kutsvukisa ziso sooo aiiita kutyisa aripamusoro pangu Ndakanzwa kuti Pano zvakuuya ndakuda kutunda chaiko ndakatanga kuchemerera zvine noise ummmmmm fuuuuuck me haaaader haaader nderako Tau beche Nhasi eeeeeesh ummmmmm aaaaaaaaaah nda nda nda kutuuuunda kaani bby ndakatarisa face yake Aita kuvhura ziso apa Aita kushama muromo ndakanzwa munhu akuita kubowa so apa ini ndikuita kugwinha gwinha ndakawomesa muviri ndakavhura gumbo 180° chaiyo ndakanzwa murume akti OOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOH I'm coooooming I'm I'm coming bby OOOOOOOOH FUUUUUCK ndakanzwa muchibereko chaimo kti tsaaaaa tsaaaa huronyo huchikandwa muchibereko chaimo takapedza pamwechete kutunda ndakanzwa mboro ichinzi zvoooomo.. mukubuda mubeche huronyo hwaioneka huchiyerera kubuda mubeche mangu ndakatora ma toilets paper ndokupukuta ndokupukuta Baba Tanaka takambundirana zvikanzi I promise to love you forever and ever ndikati I promise to love you too bby wakanyanya unonaka ndoda kukuitira mwana . Takasiyana ndobva tatanga kukisana takazosiyana tanzwa phone yaku rira aitova murume wangu aitofona kuda kunzwa kti tava papi ndikamuudza kuti takusvika okati oky . Ba Tanaka vakapfeka vakapedza ndokunditi bby oh $50 iyi ndeyako tenga zvaunoda now takusvika chigara Ku back uku kurasisa vavengi zve sure takasvika hapana kana akambozvifungira tatozodzoka zvedu Harare Sunday,ko Monday kwaive kubasa kaaa,, so takawirirana kusanga mutwn every Saturday after work tosvirana zvedu na Baba Tanaka. Eeeend of storie. *Thank you very for your time yakarebesa* *Mukuwasha Nhubu*
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