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Mange muchizviziva here👇🏽? Zvikonzero zvinoita kuti musika or mukadzi arairwa natete or mbuya kuti awache pant yemurume wake?💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻 1) Kuwacha pant yemurume wako zvinoita kuti ukurumidze kuziva kuti murume wako haana chirwere chepabonde here kana kuti kwete. Zvirwere zvakaita seSiki or Gonorrhea zvinokurumidza kuoneka papant remurume especially kana achiduda ropa or urwa panhengo yake nekuti zvinosarira papant. Smell chaiyo yepant inokuudza kuti murume wako haasi kurwara achifamba here Nguva zhinji vakadzi vanozoona urwere hweSiki hwatokura uye hwavekunetsa kurapa. Varume vazhinji vanobatwa nezvirwere zveSiki havatauri kumukadzi saka vanongozorera kumukadzi chinyararire. Most women die silently vachifunga kuti chibereko chirikurwadza izvo pamwe iSiki yatosvika kumuromo wechibereko. Mukadzi wese usafunge kuti ukanzwa pain mukati menhengo yako ibva vafunga kuti iSiki or chibereko. Kurumidza kuona Chiremba or kuenda kuchipatara at times it's cancer or Siki or chibereko. 2) Kuwacha pant remurume kunoita kuti mukadzi akurumidze kuziva kuti murume wako anohura here kana kuti haahuri. Paya paunoudzwa naTete or naMbuya kuti mwana wehanzvadzi yangu wavekuenda kundoroorwa uwachire murume hembe dzake nepant vanenge vachida kuti uone kuti murume wako akavimbika here. Murume wese akahura nyangwe akagezah nhengo yake sei, papant pake panosarira hurume hunoerera after sex or ageza avakufamba uye unonhuwa sefish mabreams. Murume kana asina uhura, kumberi kwepant yake kunonhuhwa ziya rejende. Mukadzi unofanirwa kuziva kunhuwa kweziya rejende or masperms. Ukaona usingazivi mutsauko wesmell mbiri idzi ziva kuti hauna kurairwa or hauzive hwema hwemurume wako. Murume ega ega ane hwema hwake hwakasiyana neweumwe murume. Mukadzi akawacha pant anokurumidza kuziva kuti murume wake akavimbika here or kwete. Ukaona mamarks ewhite akaomera pamberi pepant anenge madzihwa fembedza unzwe smell yacho. Ukanzwa kunhuwa fish smell or condom ziva kuti abva kundokwira girlfriend. But ukanzwa a very strong smell iri unusual or inoita kunge chinhu chakaora ziva kuti murume wako anechirwere chaari kukuhwanzira saka unofanirwa kuzotarisa pane light nhengo yake. Vakadzi vazhinji varikudyiswa mboro ine Siki or thrush ozoona wavakuita maronda asinganzwisisiki pamuromo. At times unenge wadya Siki or STI. Be careful pakudyanana, please usamhanyire kudya mboro murima, inspect it first. Saka mukadzi akangwara anowacha pant remurume wake to check for STI, Blood stains or Sperm residue on pant. 3) *Kuwacha pant remurume wako kunoita kuti muite build trust to your husband plus zvinosimbisa bond. Unosema sei tsete dzemurume wako iwe uchidya mboro yake or akarwara zvekuti anozviitira tsvina saka ucharasa mapant ese aitirwa tsvina here? At times ukawacha pant remurume wako zvinobatsira kuti achinje hutsanana hwake nekuti aonyara kuti tsete or tsvina inosarira papant inozoonekwa nemukadzi pakuwacha* *Kwanhasi ndombogumira pano.*

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*BEDROOMM LESSON🔥* *⬋𝘍𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 ⤹𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴⤸ 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘭⬊* Dear ladies and gentlemen here is a very special lesson rekufadza baba vemba or mai vemba.Tym yekuti makuenda kunorara iye toziya memuchitonzwa kuda kumbo.....hntie.So nyaya iripo ndeyekutii mava mumagumbeze enyu paye sevanhu vanoda kumbo......isu hatiziye matangire amoita kusvi..rna kwenyu hntie.So sometime varume we need to be romantic tangawo nekufiller maNipples emukdzi wako so that anobva apinda muGear hntie start by kissing each other muchipapanan romance hntie kusvika mukadzi atota ava machakwi kuzasi uku thru romance iyoyo varume musanyare kuyamwa mazamo evakadzii venyu ava izvii zvotoita kuti anyatsonzwa kuda manje so musanyare.Do you know kuti kuisa be*che remukadzi mumukanwa is the biggest romance yekuti anogona kutokutundira nekunakirwa ere so idya mab**che aya hntie muchisveta matini tini aya hntie so that mukdzi anobva azara magetsii muiri wese and nemiwo vakadzii musanyare mudya mb*r** dzevarume venyu zvovapawo power and zvinokwidzwa maFeelings evarume izvozvo.Then mukadzi kna atota paye we don't know memakapfeka ere or memusina but my advice is during romance mese ivaii makashama hntie,Right mukadzi atota paye ngaanyatso vhurwa maakumbo or iye ngaanyatso vhura makumbo zvekutii mh**+a inoonekwa kusvika kumberii hntie.Then murume chibva wabata mhta yemkdz wako wotnga kuitambisa nechigunwe huuuh munhu anoita seachafa kkkaah nekunakirwa imika musatmbe nekutambiswa matinji netugunwe utwu unofa nekunakirwa kani.After that murume chibva watora mb@ro yako yoipinza low low mub&che remukdzi wako after that chibva wakoira low low hntie newewo mukdzi hntikona kuita saga kaah mese chibvaii matanga kukoira low low muchiita kuchiweedzerawo speed kaah kusvika makunzwa kuti takuda kutunda manje.If muchiita 🐕 stlye kaah varume musaisa mb@ro straight iisieyii ichirova kaAngle kekumusoro soo huuh imi izvozvo zvonaka manje.We know vakadzi motonzwa kuti murume akuda kutunda manje àpa wangonzwa izvozvo ita sewakumutekenyedxwa mumbabvu umu maiwe anobva atunda kana cup chaiyo nekutofa nekutofa ipapo ipapo...muzviite makangwariraa kuuraya vanhu imi vakadzii caz murume ipapo anotunda not zvemaFunnies anogona kutomborara kn kwe7hrs anakirwa hntie....so ivaiwo Sweet vakdzi nevarume uko hntie and ngatiiteiwo bonde tageza vnhu kunhanzvana ziya hakunakidze hntie so gezaii vnhu hntie... ➥𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑐𝑡♡ & 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑒⟳ LIKE SHARE AND REACT 👌🏽

Oatmeal, apple and carrots! I don't eat any sugar at all! No flour Ingredients: 2 cups (200 g) rolled oats, chopped in a blender 1 teaspoon baking powder 1 cup (240 ml) milk of your choice 1 carrot, grated 9 dried apricots, rinsed with hot water and chopped 4 tablespoons raisins, rinsed with hot water 1 apple, grated

Easy Hake recipe (fish) Ingredients 500g Hake ( fish) 1 tsp onion powder 1 tsp lemon and rosemary (optional) 1 tsp paprika 1 tsp baking powder (optional) 2 tbsp bread crumbs 1 cup flour 2 eggs (medium) 3 tbsp milk Knorrox seasoning (you can use your favorite seasoning salt and according to your liking) Preparations 1. In a bowl add flour,bread crumbs, baking powder, paprika, lemon & rosemary, onion powder and seasoning salt mix well. 2. In a separate bowl add milk, eggs and cooking herbs mix 3. Coat fish with flour mixture, dip in egg mixture, then flour mixture again. Deep fry fish until golden brown both sides.

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