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February 28, 2025 at 03:31 PM
*Bhozhongora updates* โœ… *Trending News and Celebrity gossips* โœ… *Confessions* โœ… *Zvirimudzimba* โœ…๐Ÿ”ฅ https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VaHThvuATRShrLntno1U *Mhuri yeZimbabwe nhasi ndine nyaya yeumwe murume akarovesa vanhu vemuVillage make nemheni mushure mekunge akanganisa mhiko.* Zvakaitika ndozvandauya nazvo https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VaHThvuATRShrLntno1U *Zimbabwe nhasi ndine nyaya yakaitika kuLutumba* *KuLutumba kune umwe murume aishandira kuSA asi aiti akambouya kuZim odzekera hake SA.* *Murume uyu achishanda kuSA kudai pamusha pake kuLutumba paiva nechimwe churu chakareba , chairamba chichienda kudenga chisingambodonhe ende vanhu vepamba apa vanga vakanzi vasachere churu ichi.* *Mhuri yeZimbabwe churu chainge chakura zvekutoenzana neimwe roof yepamba apa.* *Zimbabwe murume wandiri kutaura nezvake akashanda kuSA for 11 years.* *Pamakore aishanda SA akakwanisa kuvakisa dzimba dzakanaka pamba pake ndokuisawo fence pamusha pake kuLutumba ikoko.* *After 11 years murume uyu achishanda kuSA akazoti afunga kusiya basa ,akuda kudzoka kumusha azorore.* *Mhuri yeZimbabwe zuva rakasvika murume uyu kubva SA kwainaya tumvura mbichana (kupfunha) , murume uyu asvika pamba pake hapana kutora nguva muVillage maaigara makarira mheni 3 ,dzakarira dzakateedzana.* *Pamheni 3 dzakarira 1 yakarova pamba pemurume vekubva SA , yakarova mwana wepamba ipapo akatofa.* *Zvaitika izvi pakazofamba shoko rekuti mimwe misha 2 yehama dzemurume vekubva SA , kwakarohwa mheni zvakare kukafa vanhu 2.* *Mhuri yeZimbabwe zuva rakasvika murume uyu kubva SA kwakafa vanhu 3 , 2 vehukama ne1 mwana waBaba ava.* *Pakarohwa mheni pamba pemurume uyu , churu chiya chakareba chakabva chadonha kusara raGround chete chete.* *Chakashamisa vanhu ndechekuti panzvimbo paya paiva nechuru chakareba mangwana makuseni pakamuka pane muti wakatokura , paiva nemuti wemutondo padivi pacho pobva paita kamuti kamukonde konde ,kaya kanobuda mukaka.* *Shura iri raitika vanhu vemunharaunda havana kuda kuzouya parufu rwaive pamba apa , hama dzainge dzakatowanda kupfuura vanhu vemunharaunda.* *Vanhu vaitya kusvika nenhau yemuti , vaiti "hakuna zvakadai , nezuro takarara panhu apa pasina muti nhasi pomuka paine muti unoratidza kuti vane makore uripo".* *Hapana kupera 5 days muVillage umu muchibva maitika rufu , vanhu vari panhamo kwakabva kwarohwa mheni zvakare pamusha paiva pakaungana vanhu , asi apa haina kurova munhu.* *Zvaitika izvi vanhu vakabva vaona kuti hazvisi zvega izvi ndokugara pasi ndokuronga kudeedza mubatsiri.* *Mubatsiri auya akati iye "tikaita zvekutamba tese vari pano torohwa nemheni , mutori nemunhu ane muno , mubhuku mune muti urimo ,muti ivovo ukasatemwa vanhu vari mubhuku muno munopera mese nekuti munhu wandirikuti ane mheni wacho haachagone kuController mheni yake akakanganisa mhiko".* *Mhuri yeZimbabwe murume uya wekushanda SA kwe11 years ndiye aiva muridzi wemheni , zvinonzi izvo paakabva kuSA aifanira kuuya kuZim nemunhu (sangoma) akamupa mushonga uyu , kana vauya vese kuZim vopedzisa kugadzira mushonga uyu pamba pemurume uyu ndozvaizoita mushonga ushande zvakanaka. * Murume uyu akazoita zvekutiza kubva SA vasati vasina kupedza kugadzira mushonga wacho uye paiva pane dzimwe mari dzaainge asina kubhadhara.* *Zvabuda pachena izvi mubatsiri akabva patsvagwe vamwe vabatsiri kuti nyaya iyi ienderere mberi , mubatsiri ainge akuita kakutya kupedza basa rake ari ega.* *Pakatsvagwa vamwe vabatsiri vepedyo kuti vauyewo vabatsire mubatsiri uyu.* *Mhuri yeZimbabwe vanhu vakaenda kumba kwemurume uya wekuita 11 years achishanda SA , ndopaiva nemuti waida kutemwa , vabatsiri vainge vabuditsa pachena kuti muti ivovo ndivo vaida kutemwa kuti zvemheni zvimire muVillage umu.* *Vanhu havana kupikisa nekuti vaiziwa kuti muti ivovo vakangomuka waapo , vasina kuona kukura kwavo kana kuti vabva kupi.* *Zimbabwe vanhu vasvika pane muti vaida kutemwa , hapana akada kubata demo kutema muti vanhu vese vainge vakutya kutema muti wacho.* *Umwe mubatsiri ndiye akazongoita 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