🇿🇼 Zim Jokes , Confessions & Memes

🇿🇼 Zim Jokes , Confessions & Memes

6/13/2025, 7:54:26 PM

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🇿🇼 Zim Jokes , Confessions & Memes

6/13/2025, 6:17:23 PM

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🇿🇼 Zim Jokes , Confessions & Memes

6/14/2025, 10:30:22 AM

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🇿🇼 Zim Jokes , Confessions & Memes

6/14/2025, 10:39:00 AM

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🇿🇼 Zim Jokes , Confessions & Memes

6/14/2025, 6:51:36 AM

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6/14/2025, 1:09:47 PM

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🇿🇼 Zim Jokes , Confessions & Memes

6/14/2025, 12:34:41 PM

*Mukadzi aipinza chikomba Chake Mumba ,murume aenda kubasa🤫🤫🤫🤫* *Her 10 year old son Takue ,akadzoka kumba unexpectedly 🥺,akaona chikomba chamhamha* *Takue akapinda mu cupboard achida kunyatsoona zvaiitika...* *Murume akabva adzokawo kubasa unexpectedly 🥺..* *Mukadzi akatora chikomba akaisa mu cupboard...maive nemwana Takue...* *Takue* 👶"yooh murima muno" *Chikomba* 👨‍🦱"yes it is " *Takue* 👶"ndine bhora re soccer ,ndikutengesa ...amuridi here .." *Chikomba* 👨‍🦱"--no thanks " *Takue* 👶"Baba vangu vari panze ,mukasaritenga ndovasheedza " *Chikomba* 👨‍🦱"ohk imari bhora racho" *Takue* 👶"$50" *A few weeks later ,zvakaitika futi..mwana nechikomba mu cupboard futi....* *Takue* 👶"yooh murima muno" *Chikomba* 👨‍🦱"yes it is" *Takue* 👶-"ndikutengesa bhutsu dzebhora⚽" *Chikomba👨‍🦱"(chakarangarira last tym.. nekukasika )* how much " *Takue* 👶$100" *Chikomba* 👨‍🦱"fine ..will buy them" *Few days later ,father says to the boy...* *Father* 👨"Tora bhutsu , dzebhora ⚽ ne bhora ...totamba panze .. *Takue* 👶"ndakazvitengesera shamwari yangu $150.." *Father* 👨"unehutsinye ungadaro shamwari yako...ndikuenda newe kuchurch Kuti unoreurura...wakaitira shamwari yako hutsinye..." *Baba nemwana vakenda kuchurch Sunday pastor pliz make my boy to confess his SINS ...* *PASTOR vakaisa chimwana Takue mu box rekureurura ... vakaudza ma usher Kuti avhare ma door 🚪...* *Takue* 👶"yooh murima muno" *PASTOR* 👨‍💼"don't start that shiti here" MU CHURCH MANGU MUNO ,HAMUSI MU CUPBOARD KANA MUMBA MABABA VAKO..." Guess Chikomba aive ani😂😂🔥📖 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

🇿🇼 Zim Jokes , Confessions & Memes

6/14/2025, 12:34:07 PM

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🇿🇼 Zim Jokes , Confessions & Memes

6/13/2025, 6:16:16 PM

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